EDB 

EDB - Episodic-Douche-Baggedness.

(aka: Episodic Douche Baggery)

-to suffer from episodes of doucheyness.

Patient presents with signs and symptoms of a douchebag, as well as the ability to annoy you at least once every 24 hours.

Studies have shown that EDB is a chronic, progressive, degenerative disorder. Creepiness, Pervertedness and Smart-ass-comments only increase in scope and severity as time passes.

No Known Cure.

Nursing Implications: Patients with confirmed cases of EDB are considered to be on palliative care; manage their symptoms until death. *hopefully sooner rather than later.

Bruce: I just don't know about that guy... Something about him really pisses me off?

Jobin: Yeah, I get what you mean. Its like, he has the qualities of a douchebag... but not to the point where I would classify him as a full-on douchebag?

Bruce: Exactly! He suffers from Episodic Douche Baggedness!

Jobin: Yes. The first case of EDB has been confirmed.

EDB by jobin029 December 4, 2009

EDB 

"entitled douche bag"

a guy that has expects the red carpet rolled out for him.

he's had it easy his entire life. he doesn't date.... he's studs himself out. he's a serial dater and throws around his name and/or $. one night stands are his calling card. he thinks the world revolves around him alone. Freud called the cards right for this guy.

He thinks his business card is a ticket to a one-night stand --- what an EDB!

EDB by EveryWomanKnowsOne January 26, 2011

EDB 

eat dick bitch

i just scored 500

drake I GOT 600
EDB

EDB by 7557 September 4, 2023

EDBASSMASTER

A Youtuber with multiple personalities

"Did you see Edbassmaster's new video?"

"Yeah, she's so funny"

"She?"

EDBASSMASTER by Erroneousapostrophe October 14, 2008

Edbb 

A nickname for Edward of Irish pop duo Jedward that fans often use to refer to him. Short for "Edward baby".

Person: I heard Edward hurt his leg at T4 at the beach.

Person 2: Aw, poor Edbb. I hope he's okay.

Edbb by Jedbbs October 29, 2010

Edbert 

A combination of the names Edward and Robert that makes the new name mean sex. Some of the nicknames Edbert has are Sexbert and Big-bert. Edbert is unbelievably hot and sexy that he doesn't even know it. People know he is that hunky man of lust, but he just clueless. He thinks everyone has good anticipations and a pure heart. He has VERY high standards when it comes with people (friends, girlfriends, mates, etc.). If you want to do him, ask him. No one knows what is going on with his mind, so it would be best to try hard even though you have an ulterior motive. Who knows, you might be entertained, and he can get down and dirty. Additionally, he is semi-hard to seduce. Goodluck trying!

Girl 1: "Hey sexy, lets dance!"
Edbert: "Huh? Uhh!"
Girl 1 (pulls him): "Come on"
Edbert gets down and dirty on the dance floor!

Girl: "Hey stud, lets do it over there"
Edbert: "What? No thanks"
Girl: "Come on, we were going out for a month already!"
Edbert: "We were dating? I thought it was just hanging out."
Girl (drags him inside the room and she strips): "I want you, inside!"
Edbert (pushes her off and leaves): "Work on your seduction technique, it needs improvements."

Edbert by Megan lust December 16, 2008

EDBTZ 

Letters an Arab friend tells you to say that means “My hand is in my ass” in Arabic

Abdullah: hey Chris, wanna learn Arabic? Say the letters EDBTZ”
Chris: “Okay EDBTZ”

Abdullah: Hahaha!

EDBTZ by Fxres November 28, 2020