EDB - Episodic-Douche-Baggedness.

(aka: Episodic Douche Baggery)

-to suffer from episodes of doucheyness.

Patient presents with signs and symptoms of a douchebag, as well as the ability to annoy you at least once every 24 hours.

Studies have shown that EDB is a chronic, progressive, degenerative disorder. Creepiness, Pervertedness and Smart-ass-comments only increase in scope and severity as time passes.

No Known Cure.

Nursing Implications: Patients with confirmed cases of EDB are considered to be on palliative care; manage their symptoms until death. *hopefully sooner rather than later.

"entitled douche bag"

a guy that has expects the red carpet rolled out for him.

he's had it easy his entire life. he doesn't date.... he's studs himself out. he's a serial dater and throws around his name and/or $. one night stands are his calling card. he thinks the world revolves around him alone. Freud called the cards right for this guy.