Chris Christie

Donald Trump's fuck boy. A sycophant reminiscent of villains' scheming-but-pathetic advisors in genre films.

"That dude thinks he is going to get his hands on some of the goods, but he is just a weak-ass toadie, ass-kisser, and a Chris Christie.

by The Explicator May 22, 2016

Chrinter

The start of winter and the Christmas period.

Are you looking forward to Chrinter my lovely? Oh yes, I've got all my Chrinter shopping sorted.

'Chrinter is coming'

by thechrinterelf October 24, 2019

Christie

Christie’s are dope a$ f<\< and can hang wit anyone cuz they bad like that! Christie ain’t a girl you can mess wit doe Because she a diamond- and she will CUT yo muthafuckin ass up and serve it to you on a silver platter and watch you eat it. Don’t let her classiness fool you doe cuz she good AND SHE HOOD!

Trina: Who that chick walking in like she gangsta?

Lamar: That Queen Be Christie.

Trina: DAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!

by MystifyMeINXS November 28, 2020

Chris Christie

Donald Trump's fat sex slave that's a member of the ku klux klan.

You know your life is great when you aren't a chris christie

by Toppet May 26, 2016

Christie

Being a Christie is an extremely high honor. A christie is beautiful, confident, outgoing and super intelligent. It’s not like being something common, unintelligent and dull like a Jenn, a Kristen or a Paula.

Look at that girl. She’s got it all. She must be a christie.

by Chris809 November 22, 2017

Chrissie

Most loyal person ever. She's always an ear opener, Chrissie is goofy and always there for her friends. Fun, outgoing, and the life of the party. Usually likes to have long lasting friendships and is very sensitive. She's a great friend to be around.

I wish I had a friend like Chrissie.

by Chrissie December 21, 2016

Chris Christie

Synonym for "cock-blocking", due to a related scandal in which the NJ governor shut down a bridge between NJ and NY, such that people could not pass.

Dude 1: Did you get with that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah... her damn friend Chris Christie'd me and then they left.
Dude 1: That conniving bitch! I bet she's also a Cowboys fan!

by minamino2 February 18, 2015