chris browned

to beat the shit out of you girlfriend...

Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened...
Person 2: No, what?!
Person 1: Karl chris browned the shit out of Christina...

by mr.funnyman September 13, 2010

Chris Browned

To get punched, biten, or slapped in the face repeatedly by someone you have had sex with.

Guy 1: Rihanna got the sh!t beat out of her!
Guy 2: Yeah man, she got Chris Browned !

by NJTrooper February 11, 2009

Chris Browned

To forcefully beat upon a member of the female sex.

Chris : yesterday i went over to pauls house and saw the wierdest shit...

Joe : Yeah?

Chris : Yeah apparantly paul had asked for lasagne for dinner and Rachel has cooked him taco's he completely went off the Reservation and Straight up Chris Browned the Bitch!

by Briefencounter November 22, 2009

Chris Browned

To beat someone to a bloody mess to the point where they become unrecognizable.

Jim: Hey did you hear about what Tony did to his wife?
John: No, what happened?
Jim: He Chris Browned her!

by Osmosis_Jones March 2, 2009

Chris Browned

To Hit or abuse some thing or someone, something bad that happened to you.

Term Coined after Chris Brown allegedly abused Rhianna.

She was back talkin and I Chris Browned that ho.

I was playing Pac man and those ghosts Chris Browned me.

I played the lottery and got Chris Browned





*term coined by Mike Allen when he heard about Rhianna.

by Mike_Allen_618 February 16, 2009

Chris Browned

When a woman is struck by a man. To be abused; punched, slapped, bitten, choked in awkward places on the body such as knees, ankles and elbows and/or thrown out a lamborghini in a foreign neighborhood by your superstar boyfriend

Ho:hey nigga
Man:Nigga?!? Who you callin a nigga bitch dont get Chris Browned around here.

girlfriend:whats up?(slaps man in back of the head)
boyfriend: girl you better chill hittin on me fo' you get Chris Browned out here.

by cocojaye March 10, 2009

Chris Browned

When a skank is harassing a man and wont stop, he might slap her around a little bit to silence her. This can be referred to as "Chris Browning" a hoe.

This bitch was totally annoying me, I threatened to "Chris Brown" her ass.

This girl pissed me off the other day and I totally chris browned her ass, she didnt get up.

by Kyle Howitt February 25, 2009