go Chris Brown on you

To beat the fuck out of you and run away, leaving you there crying/possibly unconscious.

The term "go Chris Brown on you" originated one (un)faithful night before the Grammy's in an event known as Domestic Disturbia, in which Chris Brown attacked Rihanna. Now everyone hates him.

Bitch, if you don't get me some thin mints ima go Chris Brown on you.

by team rihanna February 12, 2009

Chris Brown a Ho

The act to brutally beat and embarrass the opposite sex.

1) Pimp: Bitch, where's my money! Your two pennies short! -Chris Brown a ho-

2) Soulja Boy: We don't supaa man no-moe, we Chris Brown dat ho! Now watch me youuuu...

3) Girl 1: That guy just called me a hoochie!

Girl 2: Ohhh girrll, time to Chris Brown a Ho.

by R-Ill February 21, 2009

to pull a Chris Brown

To become so angry at someone, to want to beat them excessively.

I swear to god Ashley, If you don't stop imma bout to pull a Chris Brown on your ass.


Did you hear about James and Carla? Carla totally pulled a Chris Brown on him when she found out he was cheating.

by ellenmahoneyo March 6, 2009

chris brownie

when you take a poo in your hand. then you smack a girl in the face as hard as you can

yo rianna pissed me off last night so i gave her a chris brownie.

by Deathreaper November 6, 2009

Chris Brown Beat Down

A Chris Brown Beat Down usually takes place before a huge event such as the grammys. The way it works is simple. First you get an extremely hot girl inside of your lambo.

Then you start chocking them until they pass out. Simple as that! Unfortunately sometimes your victim might wake up and call the police. If this happens then you are completely and literally fucked. Completely fucked because your career is destroyed. Literally fucked because when you're in prison that 19 year old ass belongs to Bubba

"next time, smack that bitch. Don't choke..." By: a Chris Brown Beat Down G

by cockandnuts February 11, 2009

Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother

You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

by GoodlukXIII March 6, 2010

Chris Brown Beat Down

The act of physically asaulting a woman

Usually done in a manner simmilar to that of Chris Brown

Liam: This chick is driving me crazy, i need to tell her to stop

Joey: Nahhh just give her a Chris Brown Beat Down, She'll get the message

Liam: Good call

by DIDHEJUSTSAYTHAT January 31, 2010