choosing beggar

A typical choosing beggar wants things that are decently expensive, and good quality, for astonishingly low prices. The "choosing beggar" title, originated from Reddit, under a subreddit called r/choosingbeggars. When choosing beggars don't get their ways, they often start cussing and threatening the person trying to sell them the item. A karen is often a choosing beggar.

Salesperson - I had a choosing beggar try to get a 3-month-old MacBook from me for 30 dollars and some essential oils!

Friend - Dude WTF? Those peeps are insane, man.

by nutella_14 May 20, 2019

Choosing my battles

Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.

You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.

by PineappleJuice May 1, 2015

Crooning

The act of scooping fecal matter out of another persons rectum using only two fingers.

Dude, last night I walked in on Danny and Arin crooning. It was terrifying, yet intriguing.

by Stickythings August 4, 2016

choosing

To show attraction to the opposite or same sex.

Dawg, I know she looks good, but stop choosing.

by Clayton Brown September 21, 2005

Choosing Beggar

A Person who wants something from you and pays less Example is below.

Choosing Beggar ( CB )
Person ( M )

CB: Can I get your cool art?
M: Sure which package
CB: Ummm, I would like premium!
M: Sure that would be 152 dollars!
CB: How about 10 dollars?
M: No, this art isn't free Ma'am this is the premium package.
CB: 15 dollars final offer
M: no
CB: I know people I will post the art on my profile and people will buy more
M: ( Checks Followers, sees there is 0 followers. )
M: Let me get this straight you want a premium art package for 15 dollars when the material is 150 dollars and the shipping fee is 2 dollars, claiming you have a lot of followers saying that people will buy more when you have 0 followers? Alright choosing beggar.
CB: No, I have 1000M followers!
M: You have 0
CB: Fuck you I know people and I'm rich!
M: Then why the fuck do you pay the premium package for 15 dollars?
CB: Fuck you! You just lost a good deal bud your business will never succeed.
M: ( 5 years later ) Ah yes, over 5 million dollars, in my purse; and I'm the richest person in the world. | : )

by DefinitionHelper October 27, 2020

Your bitch is choosing

When a female with a boyfriend or husband or any significant other chooses another man outright without any second thoughts. Cheating without the need to creep.

Damn my nigga your bitch is choosing, i seen her with that other nigga kissing and shit.

by killatello February 21, 2011

Crooning

The act of running into Japanese George Clooney

Me and Samantha vacationed to Tokyo and spent the week Crooning

by ThaRaspBerriKing August 12, 2016