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chongivity

the act of being a chonga;
Those girls are all chongivity from head to toe.
by caro March 8, 2005
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Chronbitis

A rare lung disease caused by covid-19. Your expiration and inspiration get affected which makes you have less oxygen consumption. This is is noticeable while exercising.
Doctor: "Sir, we've identified that you have a rare lung disease named chronbitis."

Patient: "Oh no! Is there any cure for this?"
by Lyriss November 17, 2021
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dune coonitis

A disease that is only found in the middle east.it causes the dune coons..aka sand niggers to want to blow themselves the fuck up. there for alot of dune coons have it hence all the suicide bombing all over the place..
that fucking sand nigger had dune coonitis..good thing he is cured because he blew himself the fuck up..thats also one less dune coon we have to worry about.
by dunecoon69 March 7, 2011
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chongatized

When one is traumatized from an over sized gathering of chongas, about 6 or more. The symptoms are being speechless, having a look of shock, and fatigue, which can lead to collapse.
John stepped into the bar, and 5 seconds later, he stepped out and collapsed. Dave knew he had been chongatized.

On her first day of school, Melanie had to go down to the nurses office for extreme fatigue. The nurse diagnosed her as "chongatized."
by ChrisxRose February 13, 2010
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Chonglish

the Chonglish
(n), (plural)
people living or staying in Chongland(s)
The Chonglish stole my name and used it for evil.
by Shineya Chong September 24, 2005
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Coultard chinitis

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.
News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.
by Finesilver January 17, 2005
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chongies

pass them chongies overe here! bitch
by Jon Briscoe December 14, 2004
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