choners

male or female underwear of any type

"Hey Vato! Look at my new pair of choners."

by Jonner May 16, 2005

Choner

Chick Boner- When a chick reaches a state of sexual arousment so vast that it is as if they have a boner. usually caused by an attractive male (ex: Hugh Jackman) Whilst having a Choner, a girl feels closer to the male gender and can truly understand Male arousment. At this point, sex is a must.

Gorgeous man walks up to girl. he places his hand on her upper thigh. and BAM girl reaches a state of erotic tension.
ex. for use in a sentance. i have a choner, fuck Me like a schoolgirl.

by supa jew April 17, 2009

Choner

An individual who sends there erect genitals to a groupchat full of boys who has a chode

Did you see what paks sent to the groupchat! Such a choner

by Yup yup get it up May 20, 2021

Choner

Getting an awkward erection during a church service.

Dude, I was in church the other day and had to walk down for communion with a raging choner!

by fender12 February 22, 2011

Choner

A chode boner, the worst of the worst

Mary: Jesus Steven at least my ex didn't have a choner!

Steven: You're a bitch

by Dick Peppertron May 21, 2010

Choner

A small, fat penis when an erection is occured by sexual-intercourse or the sight of a very hot girl.

"Whoa! That girl just gave me a choner."

by Its luna July 29, 2009

Choner

Combination of Chode and Boner. An arrogant asshole that is a jerk to everyone and is overcompensating for how much of a pathetic loser he really is by humiliating others.

Also: if the balls have been removed the extra length of the penis that is under the taint/grundle.

Sally felt bad for him because he is so pitiful, but he shit in her hair and pounded her hole with his no-ball shaft. What a choner!

Sally got choned.

by choned May 21, 2011