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n: a goofy, apathetic, procrastinating, lanky male with sloth like demeanor, and a long facial structure with bushy dark brown hair. Many think that there are more than one "Chons" out there, but in reality there is only one.

v: (1). To eat a meal very slowly.
(2). To be bad at video games.
(3). To take a very long shower.
(4). To take many, many shits in one day.
(5). To procrastinate as long as possible before doing any school work.
(6). To mess up at the WORST possible moment.
(7). To not know one's own name while introducing oneself.
(8). To take long naps in the middle of the day.

n: guy 1: "I think I just saw Chon."
guy 2: "That couldn't have been Chon because, its 3 o'clock in the afternoon and so the real Chon would be asleep right now. That must be a Chon look-alike."

v: (1). Jerry was really chonning it at lunch today; it must have taken him an hour to eat his sandwich.
(2). He was chonning really bad at Super Smash Bros, he managed to kill himself within two seconds.
(3). Because Bill's roommate was chonning the shower. Bill barely had time for his own shower before class.
(4). I think there must have been laxatives in my coffee this morning, because I have been chonning all day today.
(5). James was seriously chonning his Bio test.
(6). Everyone was pissed off because I had really chonned our presentation.
(7). That girl was so hot that I really chonned it when introducing myself.
(8). Guy 1 "I only got 9 hours of sleep, but I think I am going to take a nap."
Guy 2 "Oh man, you are going to be really chonning it."
chon by afmartin7 December 28, 2007
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The act of inserting ones finger into the anus of another person, and then turning the finger in a twisting motion. Most often used to describe a misfortune that has come upon oneself.
J: They told me 5 minutes before I left that I had to work a 12 hour shift tomorrow.

P: That sucks buddy. You got chonned.
Chon by CMoney111 March 13, 2011

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Nickname for anyone on the planet that you do not know. Also a great ice breaker.
Hey Chon, wanna toss me that baseball?
Chon by Ryan M Leighton August 8, 2006

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If oneself calls one a chon, the victim is considered a geek/dork/nerd/bod (or something of that kind) by the perpertrater. Or if one takes on the caracteristics of a blind goldfish, he/she/it is also considered a chon.
chon john!!! chon john!!! chon john!!! chon john!!!
chon by Moraine June 9, 2008

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Yo lets get a gram of chon tonight.
chon by Kinnelon July 14, 2003

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A collector of fecal matter.
That Chon went out there and put some of his collection on his toes.
Chon by chonisdaddy March 31, 2020

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Chon is a synonym the kids use for a vape.
Hey, can I rip your chon?
Chon by Big fat monkeyyyyyysssss January 21, 2021
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