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When you're at another person's house, the place that they prefer to sit. This place is usually the most comfortable seat in the whole room, and near and dear to the host's heart. The host is usually very reluctant to give somebody permission to sit there, and often takes offense to those who sit there with out asking.

Often used in 3rd person
Host: Dude, get up!!
Guest: Why!?
Host: That's Papa Bear's Chair!
Guest: My bad, i'm sorry...
by Wu Tang Hootie January 1, 2010
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Canada's Chair

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USA , United States of America. In reference to the USA being smaller in size and being located below Canada geographically.
Canada's Chair seems to be the most popular response to America's Hat. Another version is Canada's Diaper or Canada's Bottom Bitch.
by stilleavy April 14, 2010
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Captain's Chair

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"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"

"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
by DutchPirate September 20, 2012
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Aaron’s chair

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I got Aaron’s chair for my birthday. Pretty excited.
by TextbookSucky August 6, 2021
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Flying Dutchman's Chair

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The act of banging a chick while taking a shit. As in that terrible Norwegian movie "Dead Cold." This can be done with the women in the front cowgirl position or the rear cowgirl position. Or you can use your imagination to combine all the other sick depraved shit on this sight.
Hey dude my girlfriend is such a whore she totally gave me the Flying Dutchman's Chair...
by Charles SpiceyWeiner March 28, 2011
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She is as common as a barber's chair, in which a whole parish can sit to be be trimmed; said of a prostitute.
Time for me to go to the barber's chair it's been awhile, I might as well pay for it
by DJGrimm February 28, 2020
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Captain's Chair

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The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.
"Looks at that Captain's Chair, I could go Atlantic on that."

"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"
by funneydude September 22, 2020
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