Choclating

To grab ones own nut sack while simultaneously jumping and uncontrollably shitting ones own pants. Usually under the influence of a drug or alcohol.

Dude, you should of seen Jimmy, he was doing shrooms and started choclating in my basement.

by youngster3956 May 25, 2010

chocolategasm

When tasting chocolate and feeling the full pleasure of it and sighing as you taste it, making all your problems disappear. :)

Sally: "Man, periods suck"

Jane: "Here, have this" *passes chocolate*

Sally: "Mmm" *sighs*

Jane: "Oh you just had a chocolategasm!"

by x.Liv Into Oblivion.x March 28, 2009

chocolatine

The real french word for pain à chocolat

-Vous pouvez me passer deux chocolatines, s'il vous plait?
-Oui, monsieur.

by blanchejetaime March 16, 2018

Chocolatistic

Chocolatistic: someone who loves chocolate and all chocolate-related products

Example: He only eats chocolate desserts; he is such a chocolatistic person

by Dr. Ayman June 16, 2020

chocolatistic

Chocolatistic: someone who loves chocolate and all chocolate-related products

Example: He only eats chocolate desserts; he is such a chocolatistic person

by Dr. Ayman June 16, 2020

Chocolatiest

a lot of chocolate, very chocolatey

Dude, I'm in the chocolatiest mood right now!

by anonymous765432345678 January 8, 2009

Chocolatunity

An opportunity to have or get chocolate

The chocolate on the counter is a chocolatunity.

by justshill October 20, 2012