Choclating

To grab ones own nut sack while simultaneously jumping and uncontrollably shitting ones own pants. Usually under the influence of a drug or alcohol.

Dude, you should of seen Jimmy, he was doing shrooms and started choclating in my basement.

by youngster3956 May 25, 2010

ChocolateBar00

The coolest xbox live player ever!

ChocolateBar00 just raped that kid!

by syffna July 20, 2009

chocolategasm

When tasting chocolate and feeling the full pleasure of it and sighing as you taste it, making all your problems disappear. :)

Sally: "Man, periods suck"

Jane: "Here, have this" *passes chocolate*

Sally: "Mmm" *sighs*

Jane: "Oh you just had a chocolategasm!"

by x.Liv Into Oblivion.x March 28, 2009

chocolatine

The real french word for pain à chocolat

-Vous pouvez me passer deux chocolatines, s'il vous plait?
-Oui, monsieur.

by blanchejetaime March 16, 2018

strada chocolata

the asshole; leather donut

When he was in prison, some big black mother fucka bent him over and walked up his strada chocolata.

by weave March 24, 2003

Chocolata

Greek Cypriot word for chocolate.

"Mama! Tsameh h chocolata!!"

by Mike Kavli July 22, 2003

Chocolatistic

Chocolatistic: someone who loves chocolate and all chocolate-related products

Example: He only eats chocolate desserts; he is such a chocolatistic person

by Dr. Ayman June 16, 2020