Chobani

A neckless creature with that walks around with a male appendage hanging off of it's face, this creature usually resides in he mountains of Punjab with a turban wrapped tightly around his head.

The Chobani creature caught a human in his turban trap

by Gae_Sain October 11, 2022

Chobani

Hefty ejaculation during intercourse

I Chobani my wife 3 times last night.

by Frankdatank54 October 21, 2025

chobani people

People who eat Chobani yogurt a lot.

Hey Brian

Yeah?

Did you hear about Chobani people?

Yeah, they're fucking weird.

by What'sYourCreditCardNumber June 12, 2022

Chobani

Chobani - A Polite Word for a Rude Person

Chobani (noun): A playful, polite way to describe someone acting like a jerk or a Karen -rude, entitled, or just plain difficult - without actually saying something harsh.

For when ‘Karen’ feels tired and ‘asshole’ feels too loud.

She honked the second the light turned green. Chobani’s patience level: expired yogurt.

by TrikoSheriff August 7, 2025

Chobani

Hefty chunky Ejaculation during intercourse

I Chobani 3 times last night while having sex. It’s been a while

by Frankdatank54 October 21, 2025

Chobani Flip

One partner comes in the other’s mouth then they proceed to kiss and swish it around. It returns to one mouth, and dingleberries are then dropped in there

Man, I just gave Darla a Chobani Flip last night. It was awesome

by Nightleaf906678 October 18, 2025

Chobani-Flip

Used mostly it’s people who have good karma/vibes.

“Your outfit is SOO chobani-Flip”

by Clermatizsia July 21, 2023