A neckless creature with that walks around with a male appendage hanging off of it's face, this creature usually resides in he mountains of Punjab with a turban wrapped tightly around his head.
by Gae_Sain October 11, 2022
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Chobani (noun): A playful, polite way to describe someone acting like a jerk or a Karen -rude, entitled, or just plain difficult - without actually saying something harsh.
For when ‘Karen’ feels tired and ‘asshole’ feels too loud.
Chobani (noun): A playful, polite way to describe someone acting like a jerk or a Karen -rude, entitled, or just plain difficult - without actually saying something harsh.
For when ‘Karen’ feels tired and ‘asshole’ feels too loud.
by TrikoSheriff August 7, 2025
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Get the Chobani mug.A Chobani surprise is defined as an event where another person forcefully feeds Greek yogurt to an unwilling recipient, resulting in yogurt spilling onto the recipients clothing. It is also considered by some to be a double entendre for an unwelcome or unexpected sexual act that soils clothing.
"Did you hear about how Chris gave Philly the 'ole Chobani surprise over the weekend?? Man, was he upset about his sweater!"
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