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Chobani

A neckless creature with that walks around with a male appendage hanging off of it's face, this creature usually resides in he mountains of Punjab with a turban wrapped tightly around his head.
The Chobani creature caught a human in his turban trap
by Gae_Sain October 11, 2022
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Chobani - A Polite Word for a Rude Person

Chobani (noun): A playful, polite way to describe someone acting like a jerk or a Karen -rude, entitled, or just plain difficult - without actually saying something harsh.

For when ‘Karen’ feels tired and ‘asshole’ feels too loud.
She honked the second the light turned green. Chobani’s patience level: expired yogurt.
by TrikoSheriff August 7, 2025
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I Chobani my wife 3 times last night.
by Frankdatank54 October 21, 2025
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I Chobani 3 times last night while having sex. It’s been a while
by Frankdatank54 October 21, 2025
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Chobani surprise

A Chobani surprise is defined as an event where another person forcefully feeds Greek yogurt to an unwilling recipient, resulting in yogurt spilling onto the recipients clothing. It is also considered by some to be a double entendre for an unwelcome or unexpected sexual act that soils clothing.
"Did you hear about how Chris gave Philly the 'ole Chobani surprise over the weekend?? Man, was he upset about his sweater!"
by Little Dark Princess January 20, 2023
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chobani people

People who eat Chobani yogurt a lot.
Hey Brian

Yeah?

Did you hear about Chobani people?

Yeah, they're fucking weird.
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Chobani-Flip

Used mostly it’s people who have good karma/vibes.
“Your outfit is SOO chobani-Flip”
by Clermatizsia July 21, 2023
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