Chimpanigger

Portmanteau of Chimpanzee and Nigger. Chimpanzees are extremely violent, and very promiscuous, just like niggers. Niggers are also prone to violent outbursts, known as chimping out". Therefore a nigger in the middle of a chimp out may be described as a chimpanigger.

Chimpaniggers were on the news again last night. They stabbed a teenager in Brixton, shot someone in Streatham High Street and violently raped at least 30 human women.

by TNBSpotter May 28, 2011

Hispanic grudge

when a Hispanic person gets upset with you and won't talk to or acknowledge you for long periods of time.

"Hey man, we should invite Juan out to dinner with us. Give him a call."

"Dude, I would but he is holding a Hispanic grudge against me because I didn't take his shift three Sundays ago."

by emilyandpugz August 11, 2012

Hispanic Fuckboy

Male Hispanic fuckboy who wears khaki cargo pants. Usually wears name brands including: Adidas, Nike, Louis Vuitton, Sperry's, Gucci, Versace, ect. He plays soccer and is fit. Hair consists of shaved or short hair on the side with long on the top. Uses lots of gel and has a line shaved on the side. Smells delicious. Cheats on girls and flirts with every girl when he's in a relationship. Really vain and thinks very highly of themselves. Listens to trap music, bachata, norteñas, and narco corridors. Great dancer and always says he wants to dance with you one day. Often "smokes" weed, but he's only done it once. His common emojis include: 😂😏🙈☺😊😉💯🚼💨🔥. Common vocab includes: tru, ik, hahaha, okay or k, wtf, and ohh. Very sexual and makes sexual jokes all the time. Can be sweet, but that's rare. Also he commonly uses the wrong your/you're. Most likely attractive.

Girl: I was talking to Juan yesterday, he's so sweet!
Friend: Juan? He's a such a Hispanic fuckboy!

Girl: He wears those Nike tube socks when he plays soccer.
Other girl: He's probably a Hispanic Fuckboy.

Girl: Our music tastes are so similar! He's the perfect guy!
Friend : What does he listen to?
Girl: Bachata, Drake, The Weeknd, narco corridors, norteñas ya know?
Friend: He's totally a Hispanic Fuckboy!

by fuckboyz101 April 12, 2015

Hispanicus Hystericus

A disproportional emotional over-reaction to a crisis (or event) caused by an overstimulation of the limbic system that renders efficient function of the pre-frontal cortex extremely difficult.

Bystander #1: "Excuse me... why are they yelling and screaming like that? Are they OK?"

Bystander #2: "They have Hispanicus Hystericus. They'll be OK as soon as they calm down."

by Dr. Carey Perkins April 30, 2022

Status Hispanicus

When a large hispanic family gets together at a hospital to support a member of their family with a minor injury and have a sustained freak out attack to show the support.

Status Hispanicus. See above

by emc2nh August 23, 2009

hispanic

A racial group created by the U.S. government to put all people who descend from Spanish speaking countries into one meaningless group. Hispanic is NOT a racial group. They can be white, black, native american, asian, or any combination of these peoples. Hispanic countries are just as racially diverse as the United States, thus this term has no real meaning.

Moron says: Why does he look white? I thought he was hispanic?

by Cuban_steve September 4, 2005

hispanic time

It refers to the amount of time that a Hispanic, particularly Spanish people, say they'll be somewhere and the time they are there. If you're gonna meet them at 16:00, the interval is from 16:20 to 18:30 usually, but be sure that they'll show up at least 20min late, i've lived in Spain for 18 years now and I can swear it's always like that.

(this is a real conversation I had with a Spanish friend)
him- Why are you mad at me now?
me- is your fuckin' watch broken or what? you said you were going to come at nine and it's ten!
him- I'm not late enough! I'd maybe be late if I had shown up at twelve.

hispanic time...

by FrankieHamish October 24, 2006