Midnight Christyning

Being christyned by your drunk husband peeing all over you when your sleeping.

Mike came home after half a keg and christyned (christened) me in pee. Midnight christyning.

by Skinney1974 December 4, 2012

christyn

a type of crab usually the kind that pinch (ouch)

That christyn just pinched me and it left a mark!!!

by Solar system193456 March 26, 2007

Chirsty

A condition describing the need for a juicy pinch of chew.

David: anybody have a tin? I need to quench my chirst

Rick: yeah I have peach

David: Fuck that peach is for faggots, now I'm really chirsty

by Pack this skoal for two March 14, 2011

chirsty

the name of a chinese man's dog

let's call our new puppy chirsty

by yingtanglux July 19, 2011

Chirsty

When you are displeased with a restaurant or business you excuse yourself to urinate all over the restaurant or businesses sink.

Man they forgot my fries, I feel so chirsty right now, please excuse me.

by Jadorgen The Great Enslaver and Piemaker February 17, 2008

chirsten

a cool girlboss queen, if u ever meet a chirsten keep em.

i just met a chirsten and she is awesome!!

by girlboss4555 November 23, 2021

Chirsten

“Chirsten” is a rare name. cuma 1 didunia and she’s my bestfriend, she’s a bad b but actually a good girl, she’s an amazing person i’ve ever known. ily bbbb

chirsten

by pseudonym🐻 November 24, 2021