dusted chimp

A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.

Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.

by Pale Rider August 4, 2007

Champions Club

When you cheat on your significant other

Austin: "I never see my girlfriend man, I need to get some pussy"
Gabe: "You can always join the champions club"

by Gabe Jones March 16, 2019

the chimp challenge

This is a contest to see who can do the stupidest thing ever!

RayRay glued himself to a car trunk to see how long the glue would hold him on the freeway! Thus the chimp challenge.

by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY

The inner most instinctual and primal behavior a human male can display, rejecting all common sense and modernity whilst going full smoothbrain resorting to nothing but pure retard strength and incoherent grunting and screaming. Commonly released at times around 1-5am. An ultimate display of masculinity and dominance

Anon 1"Hey where was david last night?"
Anon2 " i'm not exactly sure, i texted him and all he sent in reply was all caps "I'VE GOT MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY".
Anon1 "God he's done it again, we've got to find him."

by PREFIRESTEVE March 5, 2021

corruption of champions

A weird adult turn based rpg developed in flash that involves an adventurer facing against many weird fetishes. Made by Fenoxo.

I've played through corruption of champions and I gotta say I 've been raped by demons, goblins, cow men, dog morphs, tentacles, spider people, harpies, statues, sharks, slimes, foxes, lizards, witches, bugs, and tigers in one play through.

by Sir Napkin the Werewolf December 9, 2013

matt champion

a fucking daddy that will leave your legs quaking with every verse he has in a brockhampton song.

"wow, matt champion is an incredibly lyrcist!"
"agreed!"

by angelspacebaby May 18, 2018

Pimp Chimpin’

To hang out or chill with a group of people. Coined by YouTuber SwaggerSouls. Similar to the phrase “Cracking a Cold One with the Boys.”

Fitz: What are you doing Swagger?
SwaggerSouls: I’m Pimp Chimpin’ *aggressive Chimpanzee sounds.*

by IconicLuL October 23, 2020