i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children
by RJ aka Rolla Stout January 6, 2009
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I'm going to be annoying just because I can and post useless crap on Urban Dictionary because I haven't grown a pair yet and I think being immature is the funniest crap in the world.

Finish your homework first. Children these days.
by glass cup January 5, 2011
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Nature's way of saying, "You should have used a condom, fucktard!"
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by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010
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The worst of all STDs, any man and woman can cause this, whether or not one is already suffering. They never leave you until death.
by Ezlo July 28, 2008
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They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!
We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.
by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016
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Friend: Hey, the wood isn't helping
Me: Get the Children
Friend: But-
Me: DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
by Allracesgetshithere June 30, 2020
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