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childbirth dump 

A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:
*scream
*call obstetrician
*hope to god he has an epidural

NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.
Bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. fuckin applebees.
childbirth dump by jenou April 20, 2007
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childbirth 

pushing out a baby.
kind of like shitting a watermelon, so they say.
childbirth by suze55 September 4, 2003

childbirth 

24 hours of pain, screaming and insulting your husband/fiance/boyfriend
Woman- Oh god here comes another one
Man-Breathe honey
Woman- Shut up..your not the one in pain
childbirth by Julie October 25, 2003

childbirth 

The act of giving birth to a child
Mrs Malone's childbirth went without complication
childbirth by Drakhir September 11, 2003

childbirth 

frequent result of an inability to properly use birth control.
He didn't feel like wearing a condom back then so now she's suffering the pains of childbirth.
childbirth by Dean W. Austin September 12, 2003

childbirth 

Process of giving birth to humans.

End product of sex.

Intense physical pain followed by warmth and love.

Used by artists as an example of the link between disgust, emotion and life.
Aww a baby, you forgot to wipe that placenta off.
childbirth by waffle September 7, 2003

childbirth 

Reason #1 I'm glad I'm a man
It'd be nice getting sex whenever you want like chicks can, but eventually you'd have to go through childbirth.