chicken tenders

fat, elongated cocks

police report: group of gay hobos had an orgy in man's prius with their chicken tenders.

by slicmick April 30, 2011

Chicken Tender

A person, usually female, who excessively tans to the point where their skin resembles leather, the color orange, or a burnt chicken tender.

Holy shit, that chicken tender is skin cancer walking!

by Amber Rosa February 21, 2009

Chicken Tenders Cult

A cult full of mentally ill nerds who praise Chicken Tenders and also sometimes study. Occasionally.

Zach: "Hey can I join the Chicken Tenders Cult?"
Literally everyone: "Ew no virgins allowed."

by Chicken Tenders Cult November 3, 2022

Chicken tender bender

When you pull a quickie in the KFC bathroom pulling on that weave with them greasy fingers.

"I heard you just got a chicken tender bender?!"
"Yeah I just got mines with what's its name"

by Eric shun March 22, 2013

chicken tender sub

n.- refers to a man over 40 years old who is sexually appealing to younger females.

I know she is my best friend, but her dad is such a chicken tender sub.

by Lucas Groth June 23, 2006

Louisiana Chicken Tender

When a person spreads hot sauce on their hands then sticks one or more fingers into a female vagina resulting in pain and pleasure.

My goal for this week is to give my girlfriend a Louisiana Chicken Tender.

by Rob Buzzetta May 3, 2008

tender love, chicken tender

The famous line from Byun Baekhyun while singing in a car

Exo gang: Tender love~
Baekhyun (at first with them then seperate): Tender love, chicken tender

by Baekhyun the bacon May 18, 2019