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brasumptious chesticles

An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!
"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"
by ScottRiley February 23, 2008
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Chestache

(chěs'tāsh', chə-stāsh') -noun.

Chest hair on men, which is allowed to grow without shaving at the top of the chest (in any of various shapes), and shaved clean from well above the nipples down to the waistline.

A chestache allows a manly appearance in a partially unbuttoned shirt, but with a cleaner appearance below the chest whilst shirtless.
"I like his chestache, but it sure gives him a weird tan line."

"I love running my fingers through his chestache."

"His handlebar chestache is oddly appealing, but I wonder how much wax it takes to do that"
by Smart as Shat May 25, 2009
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chesticles

Chesticles. The female form of testicles. Also known as, boobies, honkers, cans, cannon or gazongers
Scotty: Check out the chesticles on her!
Mitch: That's my mum dude.
Scotty: So?
by ScottyW November 15, 2006
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chesticles

1. Female breasts. Aka boobs, hooters.
2. The elusive "female intuition".
3. The organ which females think with; the equivalent of a male's penis.
4. A woman's second face.
1. Misa Campo's got nice chesticles.

2. She dumped me because she let her chesticles do the thinking.

3. When your missus is yelling, just nod and look at her chesticles.
by blacklight October 16, 2008
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Shrunken Chesticles

Same meaning as flat chested when used to describe the bust size of a woman.
Man! She is flat chested! Yup, Shrunken Chesticles.
by Sham Danger January 30, 2015
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Boobicles (AKA Chesticles)

Another word for boobs that is used when wanting to compare them to men's testicles (For Pain related issues)
Ouch!!! That ball hurt, it hit me right in the Boobicles (AKA Chesticles) .
by Mr Boobicle May 31, 2018
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Chesticles

A humorous parody of a male's testicles, Chesticles are an alternate name for a female's tits.
Man that babe had the hugest pair of chesticles i've ever seen!
by Mattycake December 10, 2008
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