Chesney

When your girl fucks you wearing nothing but a gas mask and heels. Inspired by the music video for 'noise' by Kenny Chesney

I don't know what got into her, but last night my wife surprised me with a Chesney.

by ralphmouth17 October 12, 2016

Chesney

Sweetest girl you could ever meet. She is kind, loving, and cute. She always cares about you if you are feeling down. She has the cutest laugh you will ever hear. When you are sad she tries to cheer you up. She is the most loving person in the world.

Person1: have you met chemilio.
Person2: who is chemilio.
person1: it's chesney and Emily.

by Bryceschult June 2, 2018

The Chesney

The act of shitting in a pair of adult Dipers then proceeding to have your significant other eat your ass out. He/She then proceeds to sing the abc’s while throwing up inside your anus crack.

Damn my nigga that bitch gave him the chesney.

by Bigshaq22 May 1, 2019

Chesney

When you think you've found something dangerous, but it turns out to be harmless.

Jennifer found a chesney. She thought she found a stun gun, turns out it was just an asthma inhaler.

by soojeneris August 14, 2012

Chesney

The 'one & only' drink you have if you're the designated driver

Do you want another drink? No thanks, I'm driving, this one's my Chesney

by barrelofmonkeys January 1, 2014

Chesney

Guernsey Twatois meaning boring or sleep inducing person. Usually proceeded by the phrase "this will interest you..."
Also means to poo oneself whilst making the sex.
"Chesney" can also be used to describe someone that invents things that have already been invented for example the piano or the E chord on a guitar.
Chesney also referring to 90's popster Chesney Hawkes

"doing a Chesney" - to shit oneself for love
"Ah Chesney" - meaning something is not very interesting.

by Bree303 October 1, 2006

Chesney

1. A slang name given to any form of crust or unwanted trimmings which are of a vile form.

2. Excess matter found in nocks and crannies.

Knob Cheese, Burnt Crust, Bogies, Ear Wax, Table Scrappings, Nail Dirt, Bum Crust, Belly Button Fluff, Smegma etc...

by Matt Bateman May 13, 2003