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Comically Large Spoon

A spoon that was present in King Bach's ice cream vine, where he had asked if he could have some of his friends ice cream. When King Bach's friend was presented this question, he said that King Bach could only consume one spoonful of the ice cream. (Context: The friend bought the ice cream and did not want to share all of the sweet frozen treat, a logical decision to make). When King Bach was given the yes to have only a spoonful of his friend's ice cream, he pulled out a comically large stainless steel spoon. With a smirk on his face, he opened the door to the freezer where the ice cream was stored, and would then consume a spoonful of the ice cream. Since the spoon was so comically large, King Bach would be able to consume all of the ice cream, while only having a spoonful.
"Can I get some ice cream?"

"Only a spoonful."
*King Bach pulls out a Comically Large Spoon*
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Chemical Warfare farts

Chemical warfare farts smell like a poison gas concoction.
Captain Fisher wondered if WWI was still somehow, going on up the soldier's ass, due to the chemical warfare farts.
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My Chemical Romance

Despite the negatives people attach on the band they've actually done a lot of good. MCR's music has one of the biggest and most devoted fan bases in the industry. I know, that weird girl or guy in your school who likes anime listens to them, so they must suck right? But don't judge a book by it's cover. Fact of the matter is, whenever I'm feeling depressed I'll listen to MCR. I've read countless internet posts from kids who are adament that MCR prevented them from cutting themselves, shooting up, and even killing themselves. Call them what you will but they're one of the few bands I've heard of in the past decade that can have such a profound affect on people.
Suicide hotlines should just have My Chemical Romance albums playing on repeat.
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Comically Large Spoon

It's a funny big spoon used in vine videos by King Bach specifically.
Transcript of the "Comically Large Spoon" Vine:

King Bach:
I unceremoniously salute you, o closely associated individual of mine. It is within my best interest that I request you wherethrough I may have the chance to acquire access to this non-atomically-active food known as a dessert, herewithin this relatively large device, known commonly as a refrigerator, of whose function is to preserve common consumables, to grant access for the aforementioned purpose. I give this statement in good faith that I become a holder of access to the consumable.

Bach's friend:
O closely related individual, I shalt grant you a right to access to the sweetened product under one, only one, and exactly one condition: you, aforementioned individual, and the listeners of this message, are to remove and consume the quantity of confectionary coolant that which does not transcend that of which would be able to reside therewithin a traditional dining equipment which is similar to a bowl, and which, is commonly known as a spoon. I expect you, the individual I am referring to, act in a way such that the aforementioned terms and conditions are not broken, thereby keeping our trust within each other remain intact.

King Bach, who had extended and contracted multiple muscles of his to make a look of one who has surpassed another, conveniently obtains a comedically tremendous dining utensil, wherewith he, King Bach, obtains access to any coveted cooling confectionary he would desire.
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My Chemical Romance

An amazing, super-talented band from New Jersey USA. The current memebrs are Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Mikey Way and Ray Toro. They formed in 2001, a couple of weeks after 9/11 after lead singer Gerard saw it. He wrote the song Skylines and Turnstiles about what he saw. In 2002 they released their first album I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love which had the singles Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us, Vampires Will Never Hurt You and Headfirst For Halos. In 2004, they released Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge, and they released 4 singles. I'm Not Okay (I Promise), Thank You For The Vemon, Helena and The Ghost Of You. In 2006, the brought out their biggest selling album The Black Parade and with it the singles: Welcome To The Black Parade, Famous Last Words, I Don't Love You and Teenagers. The album went Platinum in the UK. Their latest album (released November 2010) is Danger Days: The True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys. There has been 4 singles Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na), The Only Hope For Me Is You, SING and Planatery (GO!). Over the years My Chemical Romance have had lots of criticism from many sources, and have been accused of being emo when they are not!! THEY ARE NOT! They describe their music as just Rock or Violent Pop. Often their band name will be abbrieviated to MCR and their devoted fans will normally says that they are in the MCRmy.
Non-My Chemical Romance fan: OMG! There's this band that I just heard about, they're totally emo!
My Chemical Romance fan: *Smacks Non MCR fan* Take That Bitch! THEY ARE SO NOT EMO!!!
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