Cheetos

A cheetah that cuts off his own regrowing short dick and dips it in cheese powder, puts it in a bag, and makes kids eat them with goodness.

Wanna see my cheetos little boi...

cuz I know you eat them my guy

by ur mom gei like ali a January 24, 2019

cheeto

The definition of Donald Trump

Bro i cant believe we have a cheeto as a president

by lilpoptart September 6, 2019

Cheeto

A big orange asshole

Omg. He’s such a Cheeto

by Imagine.dragons.lover January 24, 2018

Cheetos

obsession while you are under the influence of marijuana

-Where the fuck are my cheetos?!!!
- Oh God not again!! I don't know where your cheetos are!
-Ok *crash*
-O no not the good china!!
-Where are they? If i dont have my cheetos im gonna die.
-I dont know where they are i swear
-LIAR! *punch*
-ahhh not my hair...oh...god. *breaths*...Fucking stoner

by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE April 19, 2009

Cheetos

A cheesy snack created by a genius

Fact: cheetos were created by a man who cheated on his wife do to the fact she had ugly toes!

by Hooker247 June 28, 2009

Cheetos

A cheese-coated fried cornmeal snack that, when coupled with Mountain Dew, forms the bulk of the standard neckbeard diet. Also popular among those afflicted with the munchies.

Paul's keyboard and mouse have been permanently stained an unnatural shade of orange via years of being handled by hands coated in Cheetos residue and, on occasion, jizz mixed with said Cheetos residue.

by Honky Reducer August 1, 2010

Cheeto

Donald J Trump as if you didn't already know. SHORT FOR Cheeto Benito Mussolini. Nicknamed as such because his orange spray on tan looks like someone smeared cheeto dust all over him.

Cheeto will permanently ruin the country and will go down as the worst USA president in history. He's a fascist, a misogynist, a racist and a narcissist in every sense of the word.

by Misophonia in the modern world June 9, 2020