chavalanche

Like an avalanche it’s when a group of Chavs travel to one place at one time. Typically doing wheelies on their bikes on the path / sidewalk

Watch out there’s a chavalanche coming our way
*Group of 10 chavs cycle past doing wheelies*

by QueenYAS January 31, 2018

chavalanche

chavalanche
Chav-a-lanche
asin an avalanche of Chavs
AKA when all the chavs (otherwise known as scum) come swarming out of the trees and dark corners when a fight kiks off, carrying their little knifes which retract inwards when they attempt to stab someone but fail becuse they arnt strong enugh to lift the knife. they then usualy run away to carry on with their Insest.

(the scene)
About 3 am at the park. fool of pissed chavs
(the police arive)
CHAVALANCHE!!!!!

by Piroboy August 6, 2006

Chavalanche

A group of chavs. (otherwise known as pikeys, townies, scums of the earth etc.) Often a group that is following a regular person, nerd, emo or even lesser chav in order to inflict physical pain upon that person.

Can also be used when walking towards a group of chavs.

Ben: Uh-oh! Chavalanche!

Peri: We were totally bunned by a chavalanche last week.

by Chriso2989 November 15, 2006

clavalanche

A overwhelming mass of unshapely and sagging breasts sliding out of their bra or low cut top often found on large women looking for attention. aka a cleavage avalanche

Did you see her top? I would hate to be caught in that clavalanche.

by larry19335 January 11, 2008

Chavalanche

A large group of chavs. Chavs have adapted to a pack mentality and therefore move in groups of common stupidity. The word is a combination of Chav and Avalanche.

“Wow, it’s so scenic and quiet here”
“Not for much longer. There’s a chavalanche approaching”

by No hetero June 11, 2018

chairlance

Balancing act performed on chair

The chair was in chairlance because it was balanced.

by IngzominaDeficency April 14, 2021

chavalanche

The immediate period after Townie pubs and clubs kick out at the Weekend when hundreds of chavs fall out of the establishment to fight, copulate and inbreed.

Police officer 1: Well Lenny I think we're going to have a right chavalanche on our hands tonight when Evolution kicks out!

Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take afew of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.

by Mombola July 23, 2008