clutterfuck

n. a cluttered area, usually a desk or table, that is so bad that the space is virtually unusable

I couldn't get any work done because my desk was a total clutterfuck.

by Swagatone April 25, 2014

clutterfuck

what a house with two kids and animals becomes after a week of no time to clean.

It is a real clutterfuck in here! (not to be said in front of children)

by nicoleode October 3, 2006

clutterfuck

Having sex in a messy room.

Hey look, I found strawberries! While clutterfucking!

Clutterfucking is such an adventure in here you never know what you're going to uncover.

by 5704 January 23, 2011

chatternick

A virus that crosses a chatterbox and Nickelodeon, which ultimately causes a deep yearning to talk about Zoey 101 and other related television programs (it's an STD) pictographic

Jason slept with a girl and therefore contracted the chatternick virus.

by Herbie Martinez February 15, 2008

Chunterfucker

Noun. Person or persons who chunter along in lane two or three of a motorway or dual carriageway for no fucking reason whatsoever.

A. That fucker is chuntering along in the middle lane when lane 1 is completely empty.
B. What a chunterfucker.

by DooblesUK October 11, 2016

Clutterfuckery

A multiplicity of unwelcome chaos or a disorganised mess of actions that result in a feeling of unwell-being, irritation or a sense of being fucked off.

The implementation of the new timetable was proving to be a clutterfuckery of ineptitude.

by Mothwatcher June 15, 2017

Clutterfuck

A cluster fuck of clutter

The storage building is a clutterfuck.

by Snooper Trooper May 19, 2018