Charzard

Sticking a tail but plug in a girls ass lighting it on fire then fucking her

Yo bro last night I met up with this girl and I gave her a charzard

by THERIGHTNUTOFGOD April 29, 2022

Chantard

A derogatory term used for someone found on 4chan.org.

See that guy over there he's a chantard! Wasting his life away on image boards.

by pseudoDon April 4, 2009

Cartard

Cartard - definition: Someone who constantly argues about cars, but in turn, doesn't actually know anything about cars. A cartard's knowledge of cars usually comes from, but not limited to: useless home video footage on YouTube, trolling the Internet for more false information, a drunken uncle or relative that believes all cars should have 8 cylinders, as he crushes a beer can on his head, that's usually covered by a rebel flag bandana. WARNING: do not engage in automobile talk with a cartard, it is an uphill battle, if you are uncertain if you are in fact dealing with a cartard, look for for these tell tail signs. 1. Drives a turd for a daily driver 2. Asks to barrow money before trying to "talk shop". 3. Brags about a car that's owned by a family member. 4. Constantly throws specs and statistics the are irrelevant. 5. Jobless with a light scent of bong resin.

Dustin: "dude, that car is a piece of shit, it needs forged pistons before I'd even piss on it."
Kory: "Dustin, what are you talking about? You don't even have a license or a job, and the only car you've owned was a terd sandwhich, go smoke another bowl you fucking cartard!"

by DanHalen August 21, 2013

the charzard

when,during intercourse you set a woman's pubic hair on fire and you put it out with your cum while flapping your arms and roaring like charzard

woman: oh thats nice wait what are you doing with that lighter!!
man: *roar*
woman: it burns put it out!!
man: skeet skeet skeet
voala the charzard is complete

by fluffernutter55 October 22, 2008

A Charzard

When your fucking a girl and then right before you cum you set her pubes on fire then extinguish it with your cum.

YO SOME ONES DOING A CHARZARD IN THE BATHROOM

by c0rnh0le October 10, 2019

reverse charzarding

When you set the man’s beard on fire and the woman squirts on his face to put it out and then he spits it in her face and shouts “you don’t have enough badges to train me”

I’m going to reverse charzarding you tonight

by Beverlyforgrieve August 6, 2023

Charzarding

Charzarding is when you light a girls pubes on fire then put it out with your jizz and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"

Right when Colin was about to finish, he pulled out a lighter and began charzarding Dakota. Unfortunately she wasn't able to catch the wild Pokemon in time.

by Alex28 September 12, 2016