Chairology

The belief in chair gods

I’m am a proud believer of Chairology

Chairology by Chairology Preacher June 22, 2022

Postmodern Chronology 

The science of predicting the future, or the actual travel forwards through time to witness it.

I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury.

Postmodern Chronology by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

Modern chronology 

My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.

Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.

Modern chronology by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022

chaseology 

the method of not going after females who are chased by other dudes for you will not stand out

Chaseology: fuck that bitch if she’s not obsessed with you
Chaseology 101: never send a dick pic

chaseology by Sense posh January 28, 2021

choadology 

the study of choads and there purpose

dude you're a choad you should go to the school of choadology.

choadology by wekillacoolkid June 29, 2009

Clausology 

B.A.; M.A. Degree. The field of study in school one may take on how one may become Santa Claus.

Due to his partiality towards Christmas spirit, Kristopher decided to major in Clausology

Clausology by PhilipMcCain November 20, 2012

Chossology 

The scientific study of the behavioural patterns of choss

Boy 1: Bro Austin got another formal date!
Boy 2: Bro, he’s the master of chossology

Chossology by thehermit August 9, 2021