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changism

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1.The act of loving change for the sake of change, often to unreasonable extremes.

2.The process that occurs when a people are so desperate for something new that they elect someone who may very possibly make things worse than ever.

3.Constantly striving to be avante-garde, and hating anything that has been accepted for any duration of time.
<company> has fired their old CEO and replaced him with <name> who is in favor of changism.

Changism has sweeped <country> as the people have gotten sick of <old political system>.

<institution> has thrown out their old textbooks and have updated their curriculum with a changist agenda.

Changism is more a way of life than anything. It can happen in cities, counties, states, countries, businesses, churches, schools - just about anywhere.
by Nimrod Nineveh November 13, 2009
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changalima

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A Judas spirit who is said to be very Gay
yesterday i had a nightmare of a changalima playing tennis!!
by Thatsk2 July 20, 2021
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Changeling

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People who will frequently show up in an online community, burn every one of their bridges, start arguments, troll like it's the end of days, garner universal disdain from their fellow board-members, then get booted from the board, only to show up again immediately afterward under a new user-name, and continue to repeat the same process, ad infinitum.
BloodNinja: Hey babe, wana cyber?
BritneySpears14: No! Get away you freak!
eminemBNJA: Hey babe, whats going on?
BritneySpears14: Ugh, another changeling.
by GeraldAur November 5, 2010
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The belief that one does not need to learn certain information as long as such knowledge is available to them in some form.
Because my teacher believes in Chappelism, she says that we don't need to study our notes as long as write them.
by philosopher of the future December 11, 2010
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Changlish

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A poor excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of English.

To string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something.

If all else fails just claim China > All.
A typical Changlish explanation:

We have black guy running for president and HE'S MIT the one with a pregro 17 yr old daughter? I'm confused...

Man a genius is this guy McCain! No only is he trying to win over the chick voters with the milf Palin but the minority voters ad well.

"oh my god she gots a baby daddy?? I gots a baby daddy!!".

My vote you have sir. McCain for President.

(complete silence for 10 minutes)


I guess I'm wasting my educated humor on this crowd

/killself



(complete silence for 20 minutes)
by Omeee October 21, 2008
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Changlish

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An excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of English.

To string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something.

When nobody understands you, just point out that your too intellectual for the group therefore they cannot comprehend.
A typical Changlish explanation:

We have black guy running for president and HE'S MIT the one with a pregro 17 yr old daughter? I'm confused...

Man a genius is this guy McCain! No only is he trying to win over the chick voters with the milf Palin but the minority voters ad well.

"oh my god she gots a baby daddy?? I gots a baby daddy!!".

My vote you have sir. McCain for President.

(complete silence for 10 minutes)


I guess I'm wasting my educated humor on this crowd. China #1. WOOOO!!!

/killself
by Omeeeee January 12, 2009
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changeling

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When you want to know how someone is in bed, but can't sleep with them for any number of reasons, and you talk a friend into doing it for you and reporting back.
Lola: Damn I wanna have sex with Aron, but Brad would KILL me!!

Holly: Yeah, he is really hot! I would totally do him!

Lola: Awesome! Will you be my changeling and report back?
by BamBH December 15, 2010
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