Chaired

When you’re either very fucked up or super tired, to the point where you gotta take a seat

Chad: Did you see how much Brad drank last night?
Thad: Yeah, dude was chaired.

by VandyBoys August 20, 2019

Chairing

A word used in Ireland and some parts of Britain , is where a male would sit on a chair and the female would sit facing him with her two legs on separate sides and they would kiss for a long time ,the males hands would be grasping the females booty

Tom: How far did you go with Gloria last night?

Jack :She was chairing me for 5 minutes pal.

by Pablokeene89 February 14, 2018

Chair

The pairing/ship for Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf in Gossip Girl.
Chuck is played by Ed Westwick
Blair is played by Leighton Meester

My perfect couple in GG is Chair.

by iree8 October 1, 2011

the chair

The electric chair, created by a dentists, it is now the most popular way of state execution in the united states.

Firing squad or the chair?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Chair

A form of seating used to keep oneself off of the ground.
Can also be used as an insult.

"I sat on a chair to keep my jeans clean!"
"You are a CHAIR!"

by Hammy the great January 10, 2018

Chair

(N) A raised platform on one would sit to keep one's self off the dirt which is on the ground. Chairs, the plural of chair, can be padded to maximize the comfortility of one's sitting session.

-"Dude that is a nice chair your sitting on, i love the padding on it, it must be such a comfortable sitting session you are experiencing"
"yes, quite"

by Yung Simon August 23, 2005

chair

when spanish speakinq person is tryinq to say share.

Will you chair that taco with me?

by iloveyouu__x3 December 9, 2008