Chairdouken

The act of flipping a chair that is standing on all four legs so that the seat back hits the floor and bounces back so that it is standing on all four legs.

Pickles chairdoukened the fuck out of that chair in the study lounge!

by Sneaaaaaaaaad April 18, 2011

Caraokee

Singing karaoke while driving a car.

Steve: Are you really putting on third eye blind?

Lisa: " I wish you would step down from that ledge my friend "
Steve: looks like another night of Caraokee

by Stisa or Listeve June 25, 2017

chairaplegic

The condition of temporarily losing feeling in both legs while taking a leisurely shit with reading material

That was a good meal, hand me the newspaper, I'm going to go get chairaplegic.

by Crockwave July 21, 2008

Caraoke

Like karaoke, but in a car.

Trapped in the back seat of the station wagon with screaming children and a dog with gastro I realised things could have been worse as soon as the caraoke started.

by Brever September 22, 2014

Chairaplegic Claim

Legal/Medical Term for workers comp claim file by someone after experiencing temporary loss of feeling in both legs and or part of their ass after working several hours without movement.

Look at Mike…if he don’t get up and walk around a bit or at least rock back and forth he’s going to end up filing a Chairaplegic Claim and needing an assage chair

by big64 June 18, 2011

chairoleen

a girl with long hair

Chairoleen lives on Guam.

by apollo11theory September 9, 2015

Charitokea

Charitokea is the word for horny underage girls.

Example : Charitokea needs to go outside and touch grass

by stormracker March 14, 2021