Chaffetz

Dick cheese that has been transferred from one penis to another during the act of docking.

"I can always tell the chaffetz apart because it's so yellow. Fucking chaffetz!"

by SimianFriday February 16, 2017

chafer

contraction from "cock chafer".

A cock chafer is a male who is bad at recieving anal sex, particularly it hurts the giver. Or a male who masturbates too much thus chafing his member.

This insult is used to describe one who is irritating and grating.

Jimmy is such a cock chafer, he comes round all the time.

da_rude was such a chafer, he always posted the most ridiculous shit.

by Metal Ed May 9, 2004

Choffer

A general term meaning a person who is a dick, a douchebag, a jerk, or someone who has done something stupid.

"This choffer, amirite?"

"Why is this choffer even talking to me?"

by Beens November 10, 2014

chaffed asshole challenge

A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.

Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."

Charles- "Jesus Christ"

by shmendrickdick December 28, 2009

Chamfer

Scotish male who has a fantasy about another man's genital parts.

Aye, he Chamfers Jenks

by Samwise May 23, 2003

chafer

One who chafes - grates on you somewhat.

Jarv is a fucking MASSIVE chafer.

by M_O_U_L_D July 3, 2004

chaffed banana

when a girl scrapes your wang when going down on you,

Theresa gave me a chaffed banana, so I gave her a dirty pog

by kung-pow January 26, 2003