coots

a meanie name for ickypoo old men

look at those hairs in his ears! he's an old coot!

by minderella January 9, 2005

coots

Someone incredibly stupid or that has done something really foolish.

Friend: Yeah, i fell down those stairs because i didn't tie my shoe laces.
Other: Man, you're such a coots!

by Zen march February 14, 2012

cootstache

the mustache that results from post oral activity on the cooter. The more unruly the pubic hair, the more robust the coostache will be. If not removed, the cootstache may further enhance or prolong cooter breath.

I know what you were doing, dude, you have a cootstache!

by allthingscooter June 9, 2011

Asa Coots

the sweetest, bestest boyfriend in the whole world. <3

Asa Coots cannot be described. he's just that perfect. ;)

by shayniepankypie July 14, 2011

coots

An informal manner in which to express "farewell" (The formal manner being "toodles and cooters").

n. A rapid succession of gaseous vaginal explosions.

Well it's time for me to change my sanitary napkin, coots!

Man, did you smell Lulu's coots? That bitch is nasty!

by Prima B. Goode July 4, 2004

coots

the female libia major

dude it got in the coots

by bazadillion March 31, 2005

coots

Phenomenon in Halo videogames that occurs when someone, likely a noob (rookie), chooses to stick another player with a plasma grenade in close quarters rather than proceed into a firefight, thereby killing both players in the process.

You just got cootsed by CaptainCooter.

by lukers stukers May 25, 2008