CET

Short for Central European Time.

It's +1 (London is 0), so it's 1 hour later in all of Europe, eccept for the UK where there's no CET.

It's 2 P.m. CET, so it's 1 P.m. in the UK.

by Jafje August 13, 2007

cets

Used for Percocets or Lorcets.

I'm gettin' 30 cets tomorrow, you want to buy some?

by c villeez December 28, 2007

cets

a place where particularly stupid chavs and bigots go to express their equaly stupid view. see new deal

oh no they've sent me to cets.

by johny cum lately March 9, 2005

cets

1. A place where embittered and unhelpful wastes of time work, telling you how to get a shitty job and deny you the opportunity to work where you want. This ignores the fact that they were on a course there and had no chance of getting a job themselves, so decided to work there and generally take out their frustrations on the poor sods stuck there.

2. Home of most New Deal courses, unemployable chavs and bigots, and an overhanging sense of despair.

"For the next six months you will be placed at the nearest CETS Centre and patronised until you can't be fucked to play along, while surrounded by ignorance on a scale not seen since the last BNP conference." (paraphrased, of course)

by OD Smith March 15, 2005

Poosy cet

Somebody with a strong accent might call their cat a "Poosy cet" Instead of a Pussy cat.

Man: I just got a kitten from the shelter yesterday.
Woman: WHERE POOSY CET?

by OogaBoogaBruh January 27, 2021

Cet

Instead of saying bet or u can say it when you planned everything or your ready

Aye bro what time are we leaving ?2:00 bro , ight cet

by Youngster380 June 10, 2019

CET

Dec's Cat Named Cet

The one and only CET is a cat.

by Ratzler January 24, 2024