bong cemetery

When you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you've hoarded under your sink instead of parting ways with them.

me: "Yeah, not sure what happened, I do my best not to put random shit down the sink"
plumber: "Random shit is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here"
me: "If weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys"
plumber: "Deal!"

by GlazeHer November 23, 2015

Cemetery Porn

The act of watching very cringeworthy videos, pictures, memes, or kids who discovered the internet and very lowkey enjoying it to the point where it becomes a fetish.

"I know this MineCraft playthrough belongs in Hell, but I still came three times while watching this three hour uncut video"
"I think I have a fetish for cemetery porn"

by DrinksToForget(AlwaysRemembers February 26, 2017

cemetery

Something that people are dying to get into.

Look, it's the cemetery. I bet people are dying to get in there.

by DoomMan83 October 20, 2014

cemetery

place where all dem dead people sleep

i burried grama pearl in the cemetery

by weirdo June 23, 2003

Pet Cemetery

Where gerbils and other small animals go to die.

I'll give you a ride to the mall right after I fuck you in the pet cemetery.

by Pnoder July 1, 2009

Cemetery Drive

A fucking brilliant song by the band My Chemical Romance from the album Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge. Truly every song by them is a miracle.

back home, off the run
singing songs that make you slit your wrists
it isn't that much fun, staring down a loaded gun
so i won't stop dying, won't stop lying
if you want i'll keep on crying
did you get what you deserve?
is this what you always want me for?

by Lindsay Nelson May 9, 2005

Cemetery Rapist

A Crunk, Grime, and Grindcore band from Rockford, Illinois, United States.

the band consists of one man and a drum machine

this may also refer to someone who generally goes to cemeteries to rape the living or the dead

"Cemetery rapist have some very harsh lyrics, man."

" shut up dude, they sound like crickets"

"i think i'll go to the cemetery tonight to molested the dead."

by Harry Sanborn June 10, 2011