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celibate goggles

The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.
Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.

case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.
by 313vagina April 17, 2009
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Celebratory Crouching

An action used commonly in the Halo video game series mainly during online multiplayer player play. Celebratory Crouching is normally seen as several pelvic thrusts/crouching motions into a recently killed halo player to humiliate ones death or to celebrate an unbelievable kill. While many find the action insulting during the game as it is oftenly confused with T-Bagging however it is perfectly acceptable to celebratory crouch on ones face or body in the game.
Dude look at me CELEBRATORY CROUCHING on this guys face!
by hamburgersyum August 22, 2011
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Celibate

Some of the people trying to accuse the guy of being a womanizer didn't know he had been celibate for almost a decade (the way he had spent most of his life). He didn't think he was a priest, or cleaner/better than anybody else, it was just the way he lived, the same way people who decide live the opposite life live the opposite life. He didn't think their accusations made a lot of sense.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2020
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Celibate

Being celibate isn't the same thing as not getting to bathe or eat, it's not a punishment.
Being celibate, whether it's by choice or not, is not a punishment because sex isn't like food, you can keep going without it.
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
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Angry Celibate

A guy who does the Angry Pirate, Angry Moose, or any other mean sex act, then finds that he can no longer get laid.
Angry Celibate: "I gave her an Angry Pirate, and she told all her friends and now there's not a girl in town who'll fuck me!"
by Zoopy July 17, 2007
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Celebratory Departure Bowl

The last bowl of marijuana (or any drugs to be places into a bowl and smoked) packed just before a person (or group of people) leaves someone's place of residence or other place where said drugs were being smoked. Usually as a last minute thought before the people leave.
Yinz want to smoke a celebratory departure bowl before you go?
by I want a monkey so bad! November 18, 2010
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celebration

a party or a gathering of any people for reasons that are usually happy where the poeple interact and generally have a good time. a celebration can be for a birthday, holiday, promotion. celebrations can also be for no reason other then to see friends.
Person one: hey i am haveing a pool party wanna come?
person two: whats it for?
person one: no reason, i used wanted to have a summer celebration with my friends!
person two: awesome be there!
by ZarahMarieS April 23, 2008
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