ctfu

Cracks the Fuck Up. When laughing so hard you can hardly breathe.

When someone does or says something completly and utterly funny, ridiculous or stupid.

by lourdes April 25, 2005

Catfucker

The guy who sends you feline porn and claims he made all of it.

Wow Adam is a total catfucker.

by ChinaCatSunflower010 June 23, 2017

Catfucker

Derogatory term for Americans. The term stems from the questionable fondness most Americans have for cats and other pets.

Look at that catfucker American buying his cat shoes

by Banzabakwai January 22, 2020

ctfu

ctfu means " cut the fuck up " we use this mainly in New Orleans. Meaning act a fool, let loose, dance, shake, all together ACT UP!

"ou girl she ctfu onnat party bus"

by christmas slippers June 20, 2020

Catful

Someone who is simply cat-like - an adjective.

He is very catful today.

by iCatful December 4, 2010

Catfucker

An individual or situation that is unpleasant or less than ideal. Much like being penetrated by the barbed erection of a feline.

That was a catfucker of an accident on the highway

I hope John doesn't come to the funeral, that guy is a real catfucker.

Catfucker!

by Cactus blastus April 27, 2019

CMTFU

Cracking me the fuck up

Dont make me laugh so hard, you are CMTFU!

by Trevor Johnnn October 2, 2007