Simon Cowell

a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.

person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell

by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020

simon cowell

disgusting.
ew.
yuck.
harryphobic.
louisphobic.

one directionphobic.

if you are cowbell seek help.

human: who are you?

the creature: im simon cowell

human: bye-

by niall and the potatoes February 11, 2021

Simon Cowell

A Cunt.

'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'

by blargh!! December 15, 2009

chowell'd

when you smack a dyke in the face with a beer in your hand

that dyke bottled me so i chowell'd her

by rick rypien January 23, 2010

Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!

I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".

by Reubens-world September 6, 2013

simon Cowell

a mean british man

i dislike simon cowell😁🤪

by thatlarriebitch January 13, 2021

Simon Cowell

A judge on American Idol, British Idol, Pop Idol and other idol shows. He is seen wearing the same shirt on every episode and likes to talk shit about people.

Is Simon Cowell pumpin' Paula Abdul??

by rQ_Tek519 December 20, 2004