caulking

Depositing your semen in the buttcrack of your sexual partner.

Wow, I watched this porn star give a girl a good caulking after sex.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

caulkhead

A person from the Isle of Wight typically inbred.

Ryde where everyone is everone else's cousin: "wow we truely are in caulkhead land"

by G59 May 25, 2006

caulkbawls

An expression used to mean a piece of material or an object; similar to "thingy" or "doohickey."

This term was coined by the lead singer of the comical band: Nine Inch Penis (Jeanette Dosseva) during an interview for Rolling Stones magazine. It's use has spread due to the internet and NIP's following.

It was a machine made of the strangest stuff imaginable; with doohickies and caulkbawls sticking out everywhere

by hoebagzz November 10, 2008

Tub-caulker

A person who only has sex with overweight women 300lbs. or more.

Person 1: Hey did you hear?!
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: I heard your cousin is a real tub-caulker!

by Bootbaghandle June 5, 2010

caulked

Getting one's ass filled to the rim with seaman.

The pornstar's pink starfish got caulked.

by slicksal October 19, 2006

caulk

1. Something that goes around windows to keep cold air out

2. Alternate spelling of cock only the coolest of cool can use

1 and 2. That guy did an amazing job at caulking the windows. It made me moist.

by bt February 25, 2003

caulk the tub

To masturbate in the shower. To rub one out in the bathtub.

Those chicks at the gym were fucking HOT! I gotta go straight home and caulk the tub after that workout!

by Sheik Yerbuti January 31, 2007