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Emma Caulfield

A very hot and creative actress that is known for her role as Anya from the hit series Buffy The Vampire Slayer. She also have created CONTROPUSSY a web-comic with her friend Camilla Rantsen. They have also created Who is Ripped? a supernatural web-comic based in the 1800
Emma Caulfield is a Sexy and creative Actress that Wow´s the world daily
by smush83 November 17, 2011
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Holden my Caulfield

Standing around idly; waiting, killing time; often implies being left on one's own in an uncomfortable or awkward situation

(Wordplay on the name of the protagonist in Catcher in the Rye)
She took her sweet-ass time in the bathroom and left me standing there holden my caulfield.
by Rockettsalad July 7, 2010
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Holden Caulfield

The main character from The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger. A euphemism for someone who is carrying marijuana.
by Atroxodisse August 5, 2004
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holden caulfield

Protagonist of the best book ever written for teenagers, The Catcher In The Rye. Holden is depressive, narcissistic and self obsessed yet he is strangely sexy and overwhelmingly likeable. Just ask any teenage girl (or boy, if you swing that way): Holden is the sexiest literary character ever.
Yes, even more so than Sirius Black.
Holden refers to everybody as a phoney, hates his private school friends, hates himself and hates just about everything else.
"Damn, I would so spoon Holden Caulfield!"
"If Holden Caulfield were alive today, there is a 98.9% chance that he would be emo...and sexy"
by bandanasarerad January 17, 2007
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Ben Caulfield

Ghostly white Irish faggot Who has a 0.5 inch penis. He goes by the name Prowler and is usually found outside the a preschool or outside his nephews house
Person 1: Why's that person outside that preschool
Person 2: Oh he must be a Ben
Ben is a bot
That persons outside a preschool he must a Ben Caulfield
by Ethan is a god of gods April 2, 2019
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Holden Caulfield

Hi, I'm Holden Caulfield.

I don't do my work at school, even though I'm super-intelligent and know I could ace anything in school I wanted. I pretend to be dumb, so people will ignore me. I'm an underachiever but I know I could do better. I could dream if I want to, but dreams are merely fake. Teachers are always frustrated. They bully me, so what's the point in trying? Also, girls don't tend to like me much... they almost always go for the guy who's popular, in football, has all the money. I get called a dweeb a lot. I have low frustration tolerance. When I was running at track I felt so higher than everyone in the class I felt like I could kill almost everybody, frustration makes me crazy. Even though I wasn't the best runner & almost finished close to last, I know that I deserve more respect than this. Damn society forcing me to do this bullshit. Saying football is only good for raising your social status, and impressing females. I had sex with a prostitute. Sex is kinda overrated. It wasn't as good as I was hoping it would be. No, no feelings were reciprocated. Oh well. Teachers tell me I have potential but school and society is so fake. I hate the fakeness of it all. I just don't give a shit, man. It's so phony. Everything in society & about society is phony. It's a sick fuckin world. We all live in lies. Why even try? Who is there to impress? No one there to impress except myself. I'm Holden, you are all fake & lower than me in terms of universal intelligence.
^^Holden Caulfield is the main protagonist character in the 1951 J.D. Salinger novel Catcher in the Rye.
by Holden M Caulfield April 22, 2016
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Maxine Caulfield

A video game character that goes out smoking cigarettes, drinking bud lights, and killing homeland security officers.
Maxine Caulfield was shot by homeland security in a shootout.
by Dumbledore2680 November 22, 2018
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