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Carroll High School

A little High School tucked away in an obscure corner of Fort Wayne, Indiana. Noted for it's population of dumb preppy bitches, wanabe Gangstahs, faux intellectuals, rampant drug use, extreme cliquiness, hicks, assbackwardasfuck administration, draconian rules, and general aura of bullshit no one really cares about.
Carroll kid: I go to Carroll High School.
Kid from some other school: Oh shit... I'm sorry dude.
by An0m1Y May 5, 2009
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Andy Carroll

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South Carroll High School

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You might go to South Carroll if:

If you're a male, and you have more respect for your shoes, than you do the teachers.
If you're a female, and you have more faces than a game of Guess Who.
If your mathematics teacher acts like they have a rusty pole up their arse.
If you weren't clever enough to understand what "arse" meant.
If your vagina is as loose as you are on the weekends.
If you watch jersey shore.
If you get a spray tan, and think you look like an irresistible mother fucker.
If your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
If you're a complete dumbass.
If you think wearing snapbacks makes you some type of god.
If you think your punkass is better than everyone else.
If you contradict yourself really bad, to the point where you confuse the fuck out of people.(Being racist, yet listening to a black rap artist. Or being a hick, and saying "Yo" and "Dawg" like you're from the projects.)
If your GPA is either 4.0 OR 1.6.
If you're arrogant.
If you're wearing a belt, and people can still see your ass.
If you have a dick, and all you talk about is dick; while being straight.
If you're judgmental.
If you complain about receiving no respect from others, while you treat people like they are the scum on the bottom of your high heels. ...You cunt.
If your uptight booty is offended by any of this.

And if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~Shake my dick.
Becky: Omfg. Someone just got suspended.
Brittany: Why?
Becky:Weed.
Brittany:Bitch, we go to South Carroll High School, duh.
by BitchesInABlanket July 19, 2012
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Adam Carolla

Renaissance Man Adam Carolla, saving Americas youth from losing their behyman since 1995.
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Adam Carolla

He owns you AND your mom. The host of "Loveline" an awesome radio show thats broadcasted from 10pm to 12pm on weeknights; also the co-creator of "The Man Show" and "Crank Yankers"
Adam Carolla: Sometimes it sucks to be a straight guy. Take being in a shower room. Gay guys get to see all the naked guys they want, lesbians get to see all the naked girls they want, and for straight girls its like being at a car show; you get to admire all the nice breasts and butts like they are a nice Porsche. But us straight guys, the people who work the hardest and bring in the bacon get nothing to show for it! Sometimes I hate life.
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Carrollton

Carrollton

A girl that has been raised by nuns ,but rarely goes to Church. Breaks all the rules and never gets caught. Did dance and piano when she little then quit. Is called bitchy because of the school she goes to ,but can be the nicest girl you know. Is part of 3 sports year round only to be told her grind is expected .Works like crazy only to be told she doesn’t do shit. Loves her friends but has hu with at least one of her exes. Has liked at least one GAYlen boy but think Ransom and Gulliver boys are cuter. Is invited to a lot of parties but doesn’t want to go bc school gives her anxiety. Loves her family but they can be controlling. Seems like she is very happy and perfect but her life couldn’t be more of a mess. Wants to cry but holds it in. Turns into a powerful woman that later take her daughter to the same school.
(Adjetive) She is not a regular mom she’s a Carrolton mom.
(Noun) We went to the kickoff and the Carrollton girl was there.
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carroll college

1. A top-rated liberal arts institution in the capital city of Helena, Montana founded in 1909 by Bishop John Carroll. The school motto is, "Not for school, but for life."

2. A school with the coolest professors who run to class and speak in tongues. We like getting outdoors, not having toaster ovens or candles in our dorm rooms, and flooding classrooms. Many people enjoy going on adventures like eating in the cafeteria or falling down Guad hill, and others enjoy bogging down the wifi with Netflix. If the stairs in Charlies don't kill you, Val's voice yelling out your latte order surely will.
"I've decided to go to Carroll College next year!" "Where??"
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