Cabinet Man

An arcade cabinet that is possessed by a once living human who placed his organs into the machine, creating a monster who drives kids to madness. As well as a song by Lemon Demon.

P1: "Hey, have you heard of Cabinet Man?"
P2: "The song? Yeah, it's good."
P1: "No, I mean the arcade machine driving kids to madness."

by it's (not) lemon demon! February 6, 2021

Herman Cain Award

An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.

Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."

by Y2k September 2, 2021

sinner cabinet

"another word for jail"

-high boi

from his recent video drive ._.

"He just came back from the sinner cabinet"

by D1SASTERMA5TER June 22, 2022

filing cabinet

A filing cabinet is formal term for a person that exhibits little to no intelligence, provided that they have a functioning brain. Many people mistakenly use terms like "stupid", "retarded" or "mentally handicapped" in place of such a word, but those words are reserved for people without a fully functioning brain.

You're such a filing cabinet.

by thomasgreen June 9, 2013

cassandra cain

The second batgirl and the most badass member of the Bat-family.

"Cassandra Cain, ex-batgirl, still is one of the most dangerous fighters on the planet." -Robin

by Blackhawk1501 June 30, 2015

cabin stabbing

An episode of rough sex involving the use of the penis as a weapon to "stab" the female.

It elicits a reaction celled "agony" in Jamaican lingo, but is far from painful.

Similar to daggering, but without the intervention of clothes.

Happy Abbey slept snug as a bug in a rug after she had been hauled against a wall for some cabin stabbing.

"I'm tired of holding hands and watching movies", grumbled Anna. "When are you going to give me a proper cabin stabbing?".

by BioHazardX May 18, 2014

Caine Soren

Sexiest book character ever. For Michael Grant's GONE Series. Big ego, big dreams, big issues, yet still entirely lovable. Adorable and passionate and the character you always find yourself giving a second chance to.

Person #1: Caine Soren tried to take over Perdido Beach again.
Person #2: Yeah, what's new?

by Nicole Rayne June 18, 2010