A 19th-20th century female writer who wrote such classic books as "O Pioneers of Urine Purification!" and "My Antonia and Her UTI Problem."
I thoroughly enjoy the imagery Willa Catheter created in her novels by describing in such vivid detail the insertion of cleansing tubes into the female urinary tract.
by Halesite November 7, 2013
a bag used to hold piss/urine, which is connected to the vangine/penis part where the wee comes out. Can be disposable or not, and is often used in hospitals.
"Hey can i get a catheter bag in here?" "oi cassie get in here!!!!"
or
"hey did u see cassies face the other day?" "yeh it looked kinda like a catheter bag...ewww"
or
"hey did u see cassies face the other day?" "yeh it looked kinda like a catheter bag...ewww"
by bonbon08 August 11, 2009
Prestigious drinking club of men who consume so much alcohol they wake up that night in the hospital to an RN Inserting a Catheter into the urethra of their penis.
Brock: Yo dude did you hear what happened to Bruno last night?
Brian: Yeah man, He got so trashed last night he kicked in his X's side mirrors and woke up screaming to a nurse putting a catheter into his dick head.
Brock: Finally we're not the only two out of our friends in the Catheter Club!
Brian: Yeah man, He got so trashed last night he kicked in his X's side mirrors and woke up screaming to a nurse putting a catheter into his dick head.
Brock: Finally we're not the only two out of our friends in the Catheter Club!
by CrazySteve49 February 20, 2013
by tps12 October 26, 2006
using a condom with a tube attached attached to the end, usually leading to some sort of bucket so one doesn't have to get off the couch to pee
Recently Ben Knight had surgery on his knee and used a Texas catheter so he wouldn't have to get off the couch every time he had to piss...
by headjew March 24, 2010
Ending up in emergency after drinking oneself to borderline death and requiring various vitamins and fluids and a catheter inserted as so one can recover without moving from their bed
Man, Buck got so fucking lights out Saturday he ended up on fluids in hospital copping some catheter sex
by Macktown November 28, 2018
While getting a blow job from someone with a stoma you put your finger over the stoma to increase the suction.
Debbie wasn’t getting a good seal on Joe, so she gave herself the French catheter and finished the job like a pro.