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Cartoon Network

What used to be a funny TV network, but has lately been slipping. First off, the normal station has been losing very good shows like "Dexter's Lab" and "Courage the Cowardly Dog", (which can now only be found in Top 5) and replacing them with total and utter shit like "Squirrel Boy", "My Gym Partner is a Monkey", and "Camp Lazlo".
Secondly, the original "Cartoon Cartoon Friday's" we all know and love has also been replaced by a gay, fucked-up "Friday's" with Tommy and Zinga (who was replaced by Tara). This so-called "Friday's" has lately been trying to save itself by hiring popular rock bands such as Bowling For Soup and Cartel...and some not-so-popular bands such as Los Lonely Boys.
Toonami and Adult Swim are also slipping. The popular "Tenchi Muyo" series on Toonami was taken off the air a few years ago. I'm surprised they didn't take that Dragon Ball shit off instead. They also took off "Sailor Moon" and "Samurai Jack", both excellent productions. Adult Swim is adding "Robot Chicken" and overplaying reruns of "Family Guy".
I lost almost all respct for Cartoon Network once they came up with "Tickle U".
Cartoon Network used to be good, but now it's Shit.
by I LISTEN 2 EVERYTHING August 2, 2006
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Cartoon Network

America's excuse for fucking up anime with editing. If Japanese kids can see Sailor Moon's tits everyday after school why can't we?
by master shake May 13, 2003
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Cartoon Network

The cheapest nanny on Earth.
Yeah, we can go out all day, my son will watch an anime marathon on Cartoon Network.
by Felipe_ May 13, 2006
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Cartoon Network

A channel that airs children shows in the day and adult shows (adult swim) in the night. Cartoon Network is also known for popular kids shows like the Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Lab and newer ones like the Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show and Teen Titans.
My 10-year-old sister likes to watch Cartoon Network shows but I pefer Adult Swim.
by mop December 28, 2004
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Cartoon Network

- A tv channel that kicks Nickelodeon's ass. (but fucked up Dexter' Lab by downgrading the graphics of the characters and quality of the show. Like the animator died and the got some a** to do it.
I watch Cartoon Network to watch Adult Swim.
by RyoGen June 25, 2004
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Cartoon Network

A channel that airs all animated shows. The shows during the day are all meant for children, and, as stated before, consist mainly of hacked up anime. However, starting at eleven, airs adult swim. The greatest mix of comedy and anime on television today.
"Dude, did you see Family Guy last night?"
"Hell yeah man, that's some funny stuff."
by Your Mom July 26, 2004
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Cartoon Network

A cartoon channel that only shows half of an anime series, repeats it 50 times, and replaces it with fucking reruns of "A Pup Named Scooby Doo".
Fuck Cartoon Network. I'm gonna go bootleg all my favorite anime shows instead.
by AYB May 8, 2003
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