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catatonic

One who does not respond to external stimuli, for example through the senses. You could shoot a catatonic in the foot and they would not notice.

Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.
Keanu Reeves is a catatonic. His family must be counselled properly.

"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"

"Um.... I am The One!"
by Comrade Dmitri March 12, 2004
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math class catatonia

when ur in math class and u start spacing out so hard that nothing that happens around you is registered. you start drooling, and mumbling to ur self while you sit there not moving a muscle wishing there was a fire drill today. you want to fall asleep but you know that asshole that calls himself a "teacher" will wake ur dumbass up. so u just sit there lookin' like Donny Darko spacing out.
"bro during mr. bobs math class i space out so hard sometimes i fall asleep with my eyes open."
"math class catatonia man, happens to the best of us."
by jimmybil July 22, 2014
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catatonic

Person suffering from extreme fear or anxiety, usually as part of their anxiety, personality, or psychotic disorders.
They do not move, not because they can't or because they are lazy, but because of fear, embarrassment, bad feelings.
Most of social anxiety sufferers resume normal moving, when they are alone. They only freeze when near people.
Besides not moving, they have other symptoms such as headache, toothache, jaw pain, because these organs freeze too.
When guests arrived at my house, my body started to shake, sweat, and I could not move for few hours.
When they left, I resumed my normal activities. Hell of a day! I think I am a catatonic.
by ExcellentRooster February 13, 2021
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cartago

A very small town in the Colombian province of Valle de Cauca that no one knows about, but more known than the smaller Ansermaviejo. Not to be confused with Cartago of Costa Rica.

It's also the name of a region in Costa Rica that looks like Colombia a little if you squint your eyes.
Colombian 1: I was born in Cartago
Colombian 2: Cartago? what is that?

or/o

Colombiano 1: Si, yo nací en cartago
Colombiano 2: cartago? con que se come eso?
by el niño antiguo June 17, 2008
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catatonic

One who has smoked to much marijuana and is beyond the highest point ever reached in (he/she)'s marijuana experienced.

The highest point that can be reached when smoking marijuana.
Forrest - Dude, Dave was Catatonic last night
John - I Know! he was on his ass.
by DJ_MaTRIX September 4, 2008
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Catatonic

A medicine that makes you act like a cat
She meowed loudly after one dosage of catatonic
by kiera_the_cat December 4, 2021
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catatonic

Catatonia is the catatonic state of a person who has been admitted to the "Zone" when staring into space for a very very very very long time. Not a pleasant thing to experience cos the lights on but nobody's home.
Im out of my mind, please leave a message... i must be catatonic
by kkchaz November 12, 2010
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