cartilage

1. n. The hard (but softer than bone) stuff in your body that holds it together. Your nose and ears are made of cartilage, as well as Sharks skeletons and that crappy hard stuff in your meat.

"Did you see that episode of Ultimate Fighter? The guy broke the cartilage in his nose right in half!"

by Thomual October 21, 2005

Carailing

Ca.rail.ing

Definition: To stumble and meander into people or objects whilst under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Often occurs after a few too many Jägerbomb's in Queenstown.

"She was completely smashed lastnight, carailing all over the place"

He carailed right into that guy.

by Cloudz October 21, 2012

Hardilidge Cartilage

When you get wet or get a raging boner from a good rub and finger/tongue fuck in the ear

Hey baby I love the way you work your tounge on my ear canal, giving me a hardilidge cartilage

by The Mortimaster August 12, 2017

Cartaglia

Cartaglia, aka the 'Tartaglia Copypasta' is a copypasta about Tartaglia from Genshin Impact. It explains how Tartaglia (or now Cartaglia) is love, Tartaglia is life, and Tartaglia is so gender.

ex: "Cartaglia is the most gender concept in existence, every day I wake up and look forward to seeing the cartaglia, he is my bbg, my sunshine, light of my life. I have a shrine dedicated to cartaglia and every day I offer the souls of children to him. I can only aspire to be half as gender as cartaglia. If anything happened to cartaglia I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. I am cartagliasexual and proud. I am the first sage of cartaglia. I am officially coming out as transtagliagender and my gender is cartaglia, my pronouns are tar/tagalicious

send this to 10 friends within 10 minutes or you will lose all apples to keep dottore away

send back if you wanna keep ur apples"

Person one: Cartaglia is the most gender concept in existence, every day I wake up and look forward to seeing the cartaglia, he is my bbg, my sunshine, light of my life. I have a shrine dedicated to cartaglia and every day I offer the souls of children to him. I can only aspire to be half as gender as cartaglia. If anything happened to cartaglia I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. I am cartagliasexual and proud. I am the first sage of cartaglia. I am officially coming out as transtagliagender and my gender is cartaglia, my pronouns are tar/tagalicious



send this to 10 friends within 10 minutes or you will lose all apples to keep dottore away

send back if you wanna keep ur apples

Person two: Wowowowow this is my whole personality now lemme have my apples

by RatherSleepThanStayAwake May 1, 2023

UK captail

A penis, dick, cock..Whichever.

Origins:

Created by AdamTheAlien on a live (and drunken) BlogTV podcast by Tom Milsom aka Hexachordal and Declan Proud aka Moohalaa.

One of the people chatting said he had a 9 inch dick and lived in the "UK captail". AdamTheAlien said that it officially now meant a COCK.

Aeternus_Norem was there to witness that moment.

Hexachordal has a UK captail that has a girth of 5 and a half inches.

I Love UK captail.

by Norem January 3, 2010

cattails

long skinny breasts, usually unbraed ,hanging breasts

please put a bra on those cattails!

by darose February 4, 2010

cactail

when you are laughing so hard you fall on the ground and start rolling around in pain, but cannot stop laughing no matter how hard you try. ( you may tear due to pain.)

I went cactail the other day when Bob got sacked and fell off the deck.

by Camgram July 4, 2005