Catsturbation

The act of masturbating only to open one's eyes to the judgmental stare of one's cat

Fluffy walked in on me again...So I guess catsturbation is my thing now. I really need to get a girlfriend.

by hightowers April 17, 2011

earsturbation

The act of fingering your ear in such a fast manner that it will produce an eargasm so intense, your eardrum will explode. Side effects include a white noise type of porno sound in the fappear's head, but only for a limited amount of time.

I caught my son fingering his ear last night.. I didn't know earsturbation was even possible at his age.

by dirtysquirtle September 29, 2014

crasterbation

Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"

"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."

by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006

christurbation

christurbation, n:

1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.

2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

1. "Messageboard-christians have a tendency to engage in more christurbation than actual discussion."

2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."

3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."

by wilja September 21, 2005

crasterbation

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

classturbation

To be in a class so boring that you take your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand and reach into your pants pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.

Matt: Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time.

Nadsack: Me too. Classturbation helps with my tourettes.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 21, 2009

Cassturbation

1).The art of mastubation over a girl named Cass.
2). No meaning at all.

"Mmm, Cass was great in bed last night."
"j00 s3r10us? I C4ssturb4t3d"
"You really are a loser, aren't you?"
"Ys3"

by Eight Legged Freak March 2, 2004