Zen Carsonism 

Accomplishment of something through inactivity

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

Zen Carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019

Carroling 

Definition: The act of superficially seeking to be involved with the craft beer movement, without appreciating what is behind it.

Example: I thought it would be a legitimate trade, but he was Carroling me and offered a single bottle of 2015 BCBS for 2 4-packs of 2013 BCBS and an empty BCBS case.

Carroling by W.Tarkin September 4, 2016

carsonism 

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

Carroting 

The act of hugging or embracing in an intertwined manner, like two carrots that have grown together.

There they go... carroting again!
I want to carrot you!
I feel like carroting.
Let's carrot!

Carroting by Hippygoth November 15, 2012

Carsing 

A form of fagging, except while playing Gary Numan's Cars and making odd jestures and faces at the people who are being fagged.

Cmon lets go in my car and go carsing up-town

Carsing by theTRUTHtheLIEtheTEARINYOUREYE June 27, 2009

Careening

Spinning while moving forward

God damn it i got second place in mario cart because i went careening off the screen
that sucks bro

Careening by TopHatCatWUT October 22, 2020

guerrilla cartooning 

The act of drawing, writing, and completion a cartoon or comic strip at the work place. All in the danger of a write up or loss of a job. Comics are usually finished on the spot, and on found on company materials such as sticky-notes, memorandums, and the backs of reports.

Max doesn't understand that his guerrilla cartooning is going to get him fired!

guerrilla cartooning by the toonist June 15, 2009