carlphobia

Carlphobia is a real phobia that Can happen to anyone whos around someone who gives off a ton of bullshit

Man Hes giving me a Shit ton of Bullshit hes gonna give me Carlphobia

by ITSYABOIJAGGEDSALAD March 9, 2019

Carsophobia

Fear that Ben Carson may be able to win the Presidency.

The media has Carsophobia.

by Doobie99 January 13, 2016

Carsophobia

Fear of Ben Carson.

The news anchor had Carsophobia.

by Doobie99 January 13, 2016

carlphobia

I hate sex

I hate people named Carl and sex. I am blessed with Carlphobia. I will die in 6 weeks.

by master of carlphobia October 6, 2021

Cracyphobia

A fear of oligarchy.

Old Jon the hermit has cracyphobia.

by pyrocracy May 17, 2019

caliphobia

The fear of words that sound like California.

Person 1: Hey, do you have caliphobia?
Person 2: *confused screaming*

by Postuhenin March 19, 2021

report cardophobia

It is the fear of report cards. Usually present in Asians , Africans, and Europeans but is not present at all in Americans because they don't give a single fuck. But when it comes to middle East it is extreme that some might even die when hearing the sentence "Report cards are being given today"

Mohammad wael:Yo , Zeyad and nabiel almost died today
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia

by PeanutInANutshell November 21, 2019