auntie carleen

Protects all of the kiddos and drinks vodka. Steals her daughter’s clothes and loves pineapples( only when soaked in vodka)

Yasssssss she’s such an auntie carleen!!

by Gorvin June 10, 2018

Carlene

Gorgeous Goddess... Carlene's are always successful, fabulous, intelligent, inquisitive with amazing figures!

Don't cross a Carlene she'll rip your balls off... safe

Darnelle

"DAG YO! You peep dat Carlene, gurl make me wanna turn str8..."

Tyrelle

"Fo real gurl, she is mad fierce, I wanna have her babies!!"

by almostsiamese February 5, 2010

carentine

Spending a quarantine in the car.

To get out of the house without contracting COVID-19, I'm going for a carentine drive in the mountains.

by Quesapadilla April 18, 2020

Carlene Fleming

A walking talking goddamn humungous obese lump of toxic trash ranging from 500lb to 2500lb. She is a squatter and lives in a govt funded shack stealing govt funds to pay for hair and nail jobs up to $1500 and pilfering taxpayer money to ferry her fat ass to the shop a couple if yards across the street where she hangs around after dark to deal weed and get high with her extremely irritating entitled kids who also weigh hundreds of lbs. She is blacklisted by car rental companies (she got the money by faking disability) after breaking the suspension on at least 2 dozen cars and refusing to pay repair costs, for which she has been jailed several times in a supermax prison (not supermax in terms of security but in terms cell size to accommodate the foot wide cascade of fatty flabs dangling from her 4' wide chest. When walking along public roads and across bridges she must attach an 'oversize' numberplate and a police escort will accompany her as she is a hazard to public safety. She is a nasty brat an screams like a banshee Karen at every opportunity to defend the trouble her entitled bratty kids get in when they misbehave (the only thing they know how to do). Everyone passing this oversize whore/hoar is repelled not only by the nauseating stench of rotting flesh but also of the sewerage she bathes in and the overmatured stilton cheese she greases her hair with.

When a Carlene Fleming was hired at my elementary school, we all skipped class and freaked out. The Carlene Flemong caused the largest incident of mass hysteria ever recorded.

by Cudbcnfcncjc August 23, 2019

Carleen

My take on the definition of Carleen is caring smart and not to be fucked with frfr. I’ll sum it up in a short statement by saying she’s a milf and a professional and I give her a 10.

Carleen is a Queen!

by King 74 July 12, 2020

Carlene

A bitch with great tits and ass

wooo that is a carlene

by deez people November 29, 2016

Carleen

A symbiotic human form organism that is capable of projecting herself as a silent Gothic-style emo. She is silent and somewhat partially rational. She doesn't show his... I'm sorry her emotions but she can cry and smile. She loves anime and her seatmates are Liezyl and Jean Berly.

Hey! Carleen is doing acrobats!

by Battle Goose March 1, 2019