Carealot

The place you end up being when you start to care about someone and have feelings for them. Carealot can result in lots o happiness, or a lot of upset if the person that got you into Carealot breaks your heart.

Named after the home of the Carebears.

Emma keeps smiling at her phone, she is SO in Carealot.

by TBIOM July 6, 2011

Careface

Careface is a statement which should be used to show a severe state of not caring. It should be said aloud and directly after a threatening stimulus comment (e.g. shown below).

The statement "careface" could also be accompanied by an actual 'care-face' which is a sarcastic sad face.

"I'm reporting you to the principal!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"I'm leaving you!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You're under arrest!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"Son, I'm afraid your mother has died"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You have only days to live"
-"CAREFACE!"

etc. etc.

by workboots91 March 25, 2008

Carefaces

1. A state where you really don't care at all. It's allowed to add "the" as a prefix to move the superlative form over to ultimatesuperlative-form. Can also be mixed with the form carefacezz to control the degree of careface.
2. Plural of the word careface

"oh shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
-"carefacez"
"We forgot to buy cheese, and tacoshells!"
-"wheren't we going to eat tacos later on? Carefaces for me, I wanted pizza anyway"
"My bike got stolen, but I was just like -theeee careeefaceez"
"c'mon lets play football"
-"carefaces" (group replying)

by krissern January 27, 2009

careface

mostly used on the internet,

something you say to someone that want to shut the hell up; basically a stronger way of saying "I don't care"

12:06am <EeP> i cut my finger
12:06am <EeP> really badly
12:06am <EeP> :|
12:06am«@ excess-TeLP-iO» careface

by zak May 12, 2004

careface

used on the internet created in the gaming comunity.. means i dont care in a strong sarcastic way.

A> I got owned
B> careface

by dj_rodri_ss December 23, 2004

caremad

a response to a situation or event generally accepted as wholly analytical comprised in part by a disproportionate and irrational emotional component. often any opportunity to express opinion, usually with regard to, in the absence of circumstance, logically devoid or ambiguous choice, is the source of caremad behavior.

generally measured on an ambiguous scale in units of hodges. e.g., "3,247 millihodges".

person 1: "i really enjoy programming in scala and using maven"

person 2: "i simply cannot accept the type system as-is in scala; the underlying semantics are truly insane! only a fool would ever endeavor to utilize such a monstrosity, and then would undoubtedly be inept in doing so. it's disgusting. you are clearly clueless. also, fuck scala."

person 1: "roughly 2,460 millihodges of caremad. dial it back shitbird."

by bad programmer February 3, 2012

carear

A career that sucks so bad, you take it up the rear Monday through Friday from 9 to 5

I really need to find a new job, this carear is killing me!

by GlazeHer May 8, 2017