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Car Jack

When driving down the road, you come to a red light and you turn left or right and see a woman putting makeup on. You whip it out and jack off right there.
I came to a stop light this morning and saw this lady to my right, I had to car jack.
by torkhum May 6, 2006
mugGet the Car Jackmug.

Car jack

When you spontaniously have an old man come to your house with a car jack and he fiercfully stretches your asshole to amazing proportions
You know zillary got a Car Jack at the party, right?
by Carjacker June 16, 2018
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baltimore car jacking

The act of someone taking a shit in someone eles's car.
I was the victom of a baltimore car jacking! He said he could not hold it.
by Slap Happy September 17, 2006
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car jack game

video game characterized by stealing cars and causing mayhem...
i only play pac-man and that car jack game, there's nothing better than scoring a caddy and mowing down some street ho's...
by francojean23 December 3, 2007
mugGet the car jack gamemug.

Colombian Car Jack

The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.
(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!
by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019
mugGet the Colombian Car Jackmug.

Rhode Island car jack

Where a women from Rhode Island aggressively jacks you off whilst you are under her car fixing it.
Diana gave me the best Rhode Island car jack in the repair shop yesterday!
by Blueberrywaffles69 November 3, 2022
mugGet the Rhode Island car jackmug.

Jack's Car

a pice of shit that has rust in it's body work, chairs replaced by wooden chairs and a chode on it's bonnet.
it's a debarcle
by HotHotJism April 23, 2004
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